The Erik Thread

[lizard]

okay - we both agree that you should do something(s) wild and crazy while you are young and can still recover.

I think my wild idea after getting out of college was putting a trailer hitch on the back of my 73 Ford Galaxie 500 for a small U-haul trailer, and with two buddies deciding that Newmarket New Hampshire was too small to contain us, so we decided to relocate to ~ Tucson Arizona, which none of us had ever been too.

It was a fun, pot-smoking trip, too, across the vast wastelands of post nuclear apocalyptic ,... er, the midwest, shocking old men in fertilizer caps, almost rolling down mountainsides in Utah and Colorado, before arriving in the desert.

It was stupid, it was in no way sensical, and it was one of the greatest adventures in my life.

 

[NAD]

I still do stupid things, they just involve a lot less ralcohol these days. I finally figured out that it wasn't the booze that made me dumb, rather the dumb that makes me dumb.

Also holy shit lizard, it's like looking at a future version of myself with you, more than ever!

 

[lizard]

it's true. My past is your prologue, ignore at your own peril

 

[NAD]

When did you and the missus move in together? :Spin:

 

[lizard]

hmmm...I was 24, she was 19 and still in the army. then let's see, together we came up with the CUNNING PLAN that because she hated the Army, and she didn't want to get thrown out getting "caught" with pot, she could do it with pregnancy.

I had three days to achieve mission before she was going on pre PCS leave to LA before Germany, and I SCORZORRED, my semen is a force in it's own right.

So she gets to give birth to Noah in the Great Lakes Naval Training Hospital, for a grand total of like 17$ and then she got her honorable discharge.

 

[NAD]

Dude did you make up blueprints and shit? I mean that's what I would've done.

I've actually drawn a roadmap of a vagina before, I should recreate it someday because I gave the original copy away to some dude when drunk.

 

[lizard]

nope, we were both totally stupid idealists who felt there was nothing we couldn't figure out if we had good intentions and each other, all I can say is, Kids, don't try this at home.

 

[NAD]

I think everyone is dying to ask this question now: would you clone her and do it all again if she moved to a different planet?

 

[lizard]

only if we could have sex in 1/5th weightlessness.

I'd do it all again if I could start over with what I have learned through a variety of tribulations.

 

[Hell Mike]

WWF

 

[NAD]

Did Erik die?

I miss lizard.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Erik got banned from UM

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol

 

[NAD]

Whoops.

 

[Mormagil]

i liked erik, goddammit

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

He was kinda trying to get banned though. And he deleted a fuckload of his old posts.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

internet addiction can be cruel.

 

[Reign in Acai]

i liked erik, goddammit

It's unfortunate to lose such a knowledgeable member so young in his RC residency. The bloke contributed many solid recommendations, offered sound advice to all the lads aspiring to make music, and partook in some of the funniest flame wars I ever seen. Erik was a metal warrior, through and through. He will be missed.

 

[dill_the_devil]

so young in his RC residency.

You know he was one of the Royal Carnage staff when there was a webzine, don't you?

 

[AsModEe]

yah, Erik gave pretty damn good recos. I pretty much liked all the stuff he recommended on RC. Now, it's mostly Doomcifer and his slowish doom metal stuff that I hate

It's not against you Doomy, we just have polar opposite tastes in metal

edit: Btw I heard Erik got engaged with Susperia