The Expendables kicks major arses

Alteredmindeath

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Mar 5, 2003
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Just saw it with a bunch of metalhead buddies. Absolutely kick ass film, Jason Stathman and Sly kick major arse. Dolph Lundren, Micky Rourke, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Stallone etc... Major cast of ass kickers. OUT NOW!


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Yeah I liked it a lot. Being a Californian I srsly lold at the "He wants to be president joke" :lol: but yeah, good stuff :cool:
 
Saw it last week. No real story, boring action-scenes en really bad puns. Not my cup of tea.
Just my opinion though
 
Who could NOT like that crazy shotgun thing?! Who could NOT like the scene where the three greatest action stars were in one room together?
 
Damn right Ocelot, that scene is tough as hell. I can't wait for part 2, they already have the story. I heard Bruce might play the bad guy, and their bringing in Arnold, Van Damme and several others.
 
There is a story, of course it isn't real it's fiction. Boring action, what wow this was action packed. It's an action movie what did you expect the lord of the rings.

I know it's fiction, but it doesn't have a story other than good guy saves girl from bad guy kind of thing. But I know that it isn't supposed to have a great story, only action legends fighting. But to me, the actionscenes are very predictable imo.
 
I haven't seen this, but I understand that Jet Li doesn't do any real martial arts...then why is he there...such a waste.

I want to see this, but don't want to dish out the theater prices, so I'll wait till DVD! My experience if a movie has too many name-brand stars then typically it's a cluster fuck and not worth the extra mu-la$
 
The movie is totally awesome on the big screen, you should not pass up the big screen opportunity. My movie theater only cost $4.50 before 6 pm. Jet Li has stated he has retired from martial arts movies, but he does have a fight scene in the movie.
 
I know it's fiction, but it doesn't have a story other than good guy saves girl from bad guy kind of thing. But I know that it isn't supposed to have a great story, only action legends fighting. But to me, the actionscenes are very predictable imo.

Every story has been done in some form or the other anyway. It's the awesome ensemble acting, and action that gives the film replay value. Or there is emo movies out there like Scott pilgrim.