The "FIND RET-" game!!!

[DoomsdayZach]

The game is simple... FIND RET-!!!!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=72891


[Note: this is only a joke. The likelyhood of the comment that is a ret-ish comment ACTUALLY being ret- is 1 in 2 chance]

 

[Horus]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Matt]

Don't care, but the person was right about Gallhammer

 

[Iced Dog]

nice comment Ptah...was waiting for someone to mention Simone

 

[CttN]

But who WAS Ret-?

 

[dparker88]

But who WAS Ret-?

At any rate, either a psychotic madman, babbling fool, or your (or anyones!) biological father.

 

[Beelzebub]

But who WAS Ret-?

Read the hot chick thread and you'll find out. I think Zach had a link to it in his sig at one point.

Edit: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/symphonyx/222296-ot-your-top-3-most-beautiful-girls.html

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Ret- used to post here. I think we drove him off. He was sort of creepy. If you dig up the "most beautiful women" thread... wait, chloe... you have him friended don't you? You know who the fuck ret- is...

*shudders* someone should post his myspace pics...

 

[Horus]

Oh god Zach...

 

[dparker88]

I cbf reading through the whole thread... is it because he posted only goth chicks, or because he linked straight from their myspace photos?

Anyway, I find some goth chicks to be teh secks, as long as they aren't completely tasteless with it... each to his own.

So yeah, what was his crime exactly?


Lol, retz0r- is from NZ... this band I'm gonna join, tried out a kiwi drummer yesterday... he said at one point he had been playing for 1 year... when the lead guitty asked him again 2 hours later, he said he had been playing for 5 years. He didn't know what a count in is, and has no rhythm sense apparently, just played fast random shit (read: generic death metal drummer, lol slkipnotz!!!11)... shame, they may actually have to resort to auditioning drum machines.

 

[CttN]

He did myspace comment me once. I mentioned that I found him through you guys, he never talked to me again...

 

[dparker88]

Awwww...

 

[Horus]

He did myspace comment me once. I mentioned that I found him through you guys, he never talked to me again...

That's 'cause you're not ultra Emo-Goth.

 

[dparker88]

That's 'cause you're not ultra Emo-Goth.

Nothing that a provocative outfit and a few kilos of mascara can't fix!

 

[Horus]

Don't forget whatever it is that makes them look insanely pale.

 

[CttN]

Usually guys dig a prog loving chick He's probably love my friend Rosie.

 

[dparker88]

Don't forget whatever it is that makes them look insanely pale.

Ah yes, Lead and Arsenic compounds... how silly of me.

EDIT: I think I get that "Shades of Ret" comment someone made a week ago now!

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Usually guys dig a prog loving chick He's probably love my friend Rosie.

Prog... ugh

Ah yes, Lead and Arsenic compounds... how silly of me.

EDIT: I think I get that "Shades of Ret" comment someone made a week ago now!

Haha, yeah. I think that was Beelz.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

(read: generic death metal drummer, lol slkipnotz!!!11)

First of all, how DARE you call slipknot death metal! Secondly (and oddly enough), generic death metal is often times better than generic prog. Go figure...

 

[Anonymous]

ONOEZ YOU ARE INSULT TEH PROG?? GTFO LOL