The GoDaddy Superbowl commercial

Maybe you had something in your eye?

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Atlas Shrugged said:
I'd chop off my balls for this woman. By pounding her beef curtains intil I castrated myself with friction burn.
Would you mind if I used this line on chicks? I think it could work.
 
That's right, that "holiday" is coming up. Wicked awesome, Imma get me some puuuuussssaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy.
 
hahahahahhahaha wtf!11

I know a dude who wants to cut his sack then have it sown up separately so each ball has it's own individual sack. WTF.
 
Sometimes I'm really really glad that I'm not a sexual predator/weirdo. This is one such time.