The Greeks werent responsible

[Serge]

Hehe

sort of a disclaimer - If u could feel offended by jokes about the attack on WTC or if u are some kind of unforgiving greek: then stop reading and move to:
http://www.yahoo.com
hehe












But here comes the story:
10 REASONS THE TERRORISTS WEREN'T GREEK

10. 6:45 am is too early for most Greeks to get up.

9. Greeks are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights

8. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them

7. Greeks only use heir cellular phones to make missed calls and not to
communicate with each other.

6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?

5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would have been a BMW
or a Mercedes, not a Ford.

4. They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan "there are no girls there",
perhaps in Sweden.

3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on the plane.

2. 18 Greeks can't even organize a simple lunch together! You think they can
organize such an attack?

1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.

 

[Neverlady]

Originally posted by Serge
Hehe

sort of a disclaimer - If u could feel offended by jokes about the attack on WTC or if u are some kind of unforgiving greek: then stop reading and move to:
http://www.yahoo.com
hehe












But here comes the story:
10 REASONS THE TERRORISTS WEREN'T GREEK

10. 6:45 am is too early for most Greeks to get up.

9. Greeks are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights

8. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them

7. Greeks only use heir cellular phones to make missed calls and not to
communicate with each other.

6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?

5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would have been a BMW
or a Mercedes, not a Ford.

4. They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan "there are no girls there",
perhaps in Sweden.

3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on the plane.

2. 18 Greeks can't even organize a simple lunch together! You think they can
organize such an attack?

1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.

Jesus Christ, that was great to start the morning with!! Thanks!

 

[metalized]

i guess these guys who wrote that, were very well aware of the neogreek culture. they are absolutelly right!!

 

[metalized]

Originally posted by enitharmon
And do you know why this attack would never have taken place in Greece?
If the greeks were actually ready to cooperate, not make their hair, stop looking at chicks and, and, and... and were all ready for the attack, they would have another problem. Flights in Greek airports never set up in the right time!!! (There are always delays!)
Apart from that the attck would have no meaning on 09:00 am, because no Greek is at that time at work!

I guess these are enough reasons for everyone to make no attck in Greece.
And something else: If the terrorists were foreigners, they wouldn't be able to find the airport!

listen to what she has to say... for she is right!

 

[enitharmon]

And do you know why this attack would never have taken place in Greece?
If the greeks were actually ready to cooperate, not make their hair, stop looking at chicks and, and, and... and were all ready for the attack, they would have another problem. Flights in Greek airports never set up in the right time!!! (There are always delays!)
Apart from that the attck would have no meaning on 09:00 am, because no Greek is at that time at work!

I guess these are enough reasons for everyone to make no attck in Greece.
And something else: If the terrorists were foreigners, they wouldn't be able to find the airport!

 

[metalized]

set your time correctly. it seems that i quoted your post, before you even post it. or am i reading your mind???

 

[Captain Beard]

You and I are psychics, metalized. That's what it is.
I feel asleep in this chair... damn I can sleep in weird positions
Well.. I'm off, kids.
Goodnight.

 

[metalized]

Originally posted by NoLordy Capone
You and I are psychics, metalized. That's what it is.
I feel asleep in this chair... damn I can sleep in weird positions
Well.. I'm off, kids.
Goodnight.

oh man. your back will hurt! good night. may odin guide your dreams...

 

[enitharmon]

Originally posted by metalized
set your time correctly. it seems that i quoted your post, before you even post it. or am i reading your mind???

Sorry!

I had just attached something else and since the edition didn't work, I decided to delete my message and re-submit it.

He,he,he seems you are not a psycic after all!

 

[metalized]

Originally posted by enitharmon


Sorry!

I had just attached something else and since the edition didn't work, I decided to delete my message and re-submit it.

He,he,he seems you are not a psycic after all!

well, you doubt NoLordy's saying??? Not good kiddy.

 

[metalized]

Originally posted by metalized
well, you doubt NoLordy's saying??? Not good kiddy.

btw: are blonde by any chance???

 

[Neverlady]

Originally posted by metalized
btw: are blonde by any chance???

Metalized! Are you courting someone else on the board????

 

[enitharmon]

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Well, if you are talking to me, then I am half blond. I always suppose to be one, but my friend says I am only a "bright" brown haired.

 

[metalized]

Originally posted by enitharmon
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Well, if you are talking to me, then I am half blond. I always suppose to be one, but my friend says I am only a "bright" brown haired.

just don't delete your messaage and resubmit the same message...

 

[enitharmon]

 

[metalized]

Originally posted by enitharmon