The Japanese Porta-Potty Prank
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Kenneth R.
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J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
Don't get me started on the way they have to shit...We're having issues regarding that at the office building I work in...
I'm in the process of anonymously posting some "instructions" for the stalls on our floor, both men's women's restrooms
I'm in the process of anonymously posting some "instructions" for the stalls on our floor, both men's women's restrooms
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Put it this way. Before "anime" was big and Japanese was a pop culture on the internet I knew about Japanese TV. I followed "Anime" before it was ever popularized in America.......called "Japanimation" at one time, I used to collect VHS tapes of "Tenchi Muyo".
Yea I know about the Japanese TV shows, and the Japanese cartoon market as well although I could careless for either anymore. I know all about Japan humor, gags, and exploitation especially with a lot of shows dealing with females.
Most of em are still scripted (told to be by an actual Japanese friend I have in Tokyo). Imagine if the guy on the top of the porta potty panicked lost his balance and fell off the top.
Yea I know about the Japanese TV shows, and the Japanese cartoon market as well although I could careless for either anymore. I know all about Japan humor, gags, and exploitation especially with a lot of shows dealing with females.
Most of em are still scripted (told to be by an actual Japanese friend I have in Tokyo). Imagine if the guy on the top of the porta potty panicked lost his balance and fell off the top.
yardleybates
Chick Wrangler
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Lol, you're an authority because you were an anime nerd? I promise you, I had you beat in that regard. Long before Tenshi, there was Wicked City. And it only got more awesome from 1992-2004, when I finally hated the community enough to move on. Though I don't imagine how Anime culture has anything to do with Game shows and the like in Japan. All I know is I've seen some redonkulious shit put out by them.
He doesn't live in the USA, he probably wouldn't sue.
He doesn't live in the USA, he probably wouldn't sue.
J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
Now you've done it!
No, the problem is they DON'T sit. They stand on the seat (loosening them up to a point of danger dumping) and squat over the opening like they would if they were in their own country, or where our style toilets are not the norm. They basically hover dump, and leave a mess ALL over. Literally. Not to mention, the paper residue and health hazards as well. There was nearly a holy war on our floor where I work, led by *me*. I can only ask is it THAT hard to figure out how to poop in a nice clean bowl of water? WTF? :hotjump:
Mooseknuckle
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
They don't have toilets in japanese restrooms. (Unless it's a wheelchair accessable restroom anyway) They basically have a basin set into a hole in the floor. They squat to do their business into said hole in the floor. Worst moment when I was living in Japan was when I had a case of "gotta shit real quick" after eating some curry that my stomach didn't like as much as I did. My wife and I were at a Shinto Shrine in Harajuku walking thru the woods. The closest bathroom didn't have a handicap stall so I had to try to figure out how to use the shit sink. I was so worried I would crap down the back of my legs I just stripped naked from the waist down and kinda hovered. Fortunately I was able to avoid messing myself, but it was not a pleasant experience.
Learn how to read.
I believe I also mentioned.
"Most of em are still scripted (told to be by an actual Japanese friend I have in Tokyo)".
yardleybates
Chick Wrangler
Now you've done it!
No, the problem is they DON'T sit. They stand on the seat (loosening them up to a point of danger dumping) and squat over the opening like they would if they were in their own country, or where our style toilets are not the norm. They basically hover dump, and leave a mess ALL over. Literally. Not to mention, the paper residue and health hazards as well. There was nearly a holy war on our floor where I work, led by *me*. I can only ask is it THAT hard to figure out how to poop in a nice clean bowl of water? WTF? :hotjump:
That is FANTASTIC!!!!
