The man with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.

[Reign in Acai]

What's everyone's take on this TSA hoopla that is taking the media by storm? A San Diego man a couple weeks back stood defiant to the entreaties of Officer I.P Blart who kindly asked him to spread his Levi's 505 skinny jeans for a quick reach around. Apparently he was taken out of the standard metal detection line and thrown in the cavity search line to expeditiously keep things rollin'. Like an idealistic ass hat he stood stalwartly in defiance to a rectal rendezvous with a hand which in all likelihood spends many a lonely night. This of course was all caught on youtube, and has since caused daily internet attention whore incidences all throughout the congruous 48 . Therefore, because Berkeley Student Sam I. Am, has reservations over the size of his junk, Hakmed J. Throwrug gets to wander through LAX strapped with C4 to his taint. Goat damn, I'm so sick and tired of everyone whimpering about their civil liberties being infringed upon.






"Don't touch my junk." F.O.A.D!

 

[lurch70]

its all bullshit ... they haven't caught anyone since 9/11 ...
most dangerous shit they found was either stuff that the person forgot they packed or their s/o playing a prank on them.

i mean, really ... have they ever found anything significant?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Whether they find gerbils or Matt Stone's gf's missing tooth deep in the cavitiy of a would be traveler is moot. These searches act as another line of defense from Muhakmed Alla Stenchbar from hiding IEDs in one of his 72 wives' hijabs. The least we could do as citizens of this nation is take a two second pat down without crying rape. Nobody cares to admire, nor fondle your genitals.