The numbers of the beast...

[General Zod]

670 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000000 Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9999954: Number of the Pentium Beast
0.666: Number of the Millibeast
/666: Beast Common Denominator
666 x sqr(-1): Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010: Binary of the Beast
1-666: Area code of the Beast
00666: Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95: Retail price of the Beast
$699.25: Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95: Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$606.66: Wal-Mart price of the Beast
$596.66: Next week’s Wal-Mart price of the Beast
$566.66: Costco/Price Club price of the Beast
Phillips 666: Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666: Way of the Beast
666°F: Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k: Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg: Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 %: 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66: Word Processor of the Beast
i66686: CPU of the Beast
666i: BMW of the Beast
668: Next-door neighbour of the Beast
66....: Number of the Blonde Beast – uh... what was that number again?

 

[Guthrum]

What is the number of the beast that makes me laugh?

 

[General Zod]

What is the number of the beast that makes me laugh?

Agreed. Not the funniest thing I've ever read. However, I thought a couple of them were amusing.

Zod

 

[Guthrum]

Wait for it...wait for it...

 

[Dark One]

:Guthrum: @ Zod & Guthrum

 

[NAD]

:Guthrum:

hahaha

 

[cthulufhtagn]

guuuaaauuuuahauahgh phantom of the opera is such a good guddamn song

 

[Demonspell]

I liked the 1-900 number of the beast, but that was about it...