The Official "At War With Your Neighbours Thread"
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Troyanasy
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Failure Is An Option
Careful there whitey, I would say wigger to loudly, they may come over and beat you sorry ass. If theres one thing lamer than white punks acting like their from the ghetto its a white punk who listens to death metal and acts tough.
Oh! Shit LOL! You boys are up in Canada! HAHA, I would pay money to see a fight like that hehehe. Always funny when third world people have their little fights, eh?
Lol, kick their ass dude, dont just type about it, get a fucking hockey stick and crack some skulls. If you dont show em that you got balls they will walk all over your ass man.
Oh! Shit LOL! You boys are up in Canada! HAHA, I would pay money to see a fight like that hehehe. Always funny when third world people have their little fights, eh?
Lol, kick their ass dude, dont just type about it, get a fucking hockey stick and crack some skulls. If you dont show em that you got balls they will walk all over your ass man.
Worthless
Failure Is An Option
Imagine it man, crushing one of the wigger's jaw with a hammer. Seeing his jaw shatter as teeth and blood spurt out of his mouth. You would of course have to follow this up with crushing his wind pipe with your foot. Look him in the face as he dies, and as he is suffocating, spit in his eye.
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
Heh...how unfortunate...i would recommend leaving a kitten corpse on their porch with a note saying: "Hi! I love you!"
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I pissed in their gas tank once, years ago. I heard they had to drain the tank, but I dunno if they had to repair the engine, I imagine so.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Hahahaha carcass is the second best solution to a wigger problem.
The first best being to kill them of course. I wouldn't use a hammer though, i would use a buck knife, it's slower and more personal.
The first best being to kill them of course. I wouldn't use a hammer though, i would use a buck knife, it's slower and more personal.
Well after playing Heartwork once at full blast I don't hear them anymore, but thats not to say that someone else didn't kill them for me.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
yeah, you're welcome, i fed them all Lucifer's Dark Muffins, they could not handle the maximum grimness and exploded.
BTW : you might want to clean up your drive way, and your car, and your mother.
Your mother wasn't hit by the blast, but she was hit by MY BLAST!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-this has been another ejaculate-based joke by steve miller-
thank you
BTW : you might want to clean up your drive way, and your car, and your mother.
Your mother wasn't hit by the blast, but she was hit by MY BLAST!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-this has been another ejaculate-based joke by steve miller-
thank you
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WhiteBeastofWotan
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Lies and Perfidy
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Excellent album, Penguin. \m/
Over the summer during an intense heatwave, I woke up around 11 to the sounds of my neighbors playing extremely loud Japanese technopop. I opened my windows, cranked up my stereo, screamed "DIE BY THE RIFF, FUCKERS!" out the window and put on Dark Angel's Darkness Descends.
I heard a car pull out within 10 minutes.
Next day, same thing. Dismember's Death Metal and "FEEL THE WRATH OF DEATH METAL!" They stayed for 20 minutes this time, out of sheer stubborness, I guess.
Next day, same thing. Testament's The Gathering and an unintelligible "RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" They were gone in 5 minutes...BUT THEY LEFT THE FUCKING JAPANESE POP PLAYING. ON REPEAT.
Next day, I woke up and there was no music playing. So I considered my options, then put on Exodus's Bonded By Blood and screamed "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, DOUCHEBAGS!"
My neigbors don't like me.
Over the summer during an intense heatwave, I woke up around 11 to the sounds of my neighbors playing extremely loud Japanese technopop. I opened my windows, cranked up my stereo, screamed "DIE BY THE RIFF, FUCKERS!" out the window and put on Dark Angel's Darkness Descends.
I heard a car pull out within 10 minutes.
Next day, same thing. Dismember's Death Metal and "FEEL THE WRATH OF DEATH METAL!" They stayed for 20 minutes this time, out of sheer stubborness, I guess.
Next day, same thing. Testament's The Gathering and an unintelligible "RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" They were gone in 5 minutes...BUT THEY LEFT THE FUCKING JAPANESE POP PLAYING. ON REPEAT.
Next day, I woke up and there was no music playing. So I considered my options, then put on Exodus's Bonded By Blood and screamed "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, DOUCHEBAGS!"
My neigbors don't like me.
neal
wizard in black
i dont believe that you screamed "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, DOUCHEBAGS!" out your window to your neighbors. unless they're old.
-neal
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Worthless
Failure Is An Option
Lol, yeah, I call bullshit on that one kid. You look a little wet behind the balls son, I bet a couple japs would fuck you over, take your wallet, and steal your crappy metal CDs. Oh, and if they were feeling fiesty that day, they would probably shave your ugly, mishapen head while they were at it.
Oh, and who was the fucking liar that said he pissed into his neighbors gas tank? What? You piss with a hard on or something? Its a little hard to aim your piss at a whole while your pushing a stick in or something to open that valve. Again, I call bullshit. If your going to lie about shit, make it plausible asshole.
Oh, and who was the fucking liar that said he pissed into his neighbors gas tank? What? You piss with a hard on or something? Its a little hard to aim your piss at a whole while your pushing a stick in or something to open that valve. Again, I call bullshit. If your going to lie about shit, make it plausible asshole.
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