The Official NEWS thread

[Hell Mike]

News Item #1:
Bald Guy [EDITOR'S NOTE: Boyfriend of Fat Chick] has deserted the bald/long hair combination by completely shaving his scalp, other body parts are as of now unexplored.

News Item #2:
Today was the first day of the Official Hellbiking Season for Kickass Rockers and it ruled a whole lot. Other manly things such as exhaust pipe exchanges were also taking place as well as tasty dinner and fun kiddie playing.

 

[AsModEe]

I hate to say this, but Erik looks badass

He could be a contender for next main character on Full Throttle's ever happening sequel

 

[Trylakos]

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[AsModEe]

I have Bald Women

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Erik looks like one of those GI JOE EXXXTREME!!! action figures from about 10 yrs ago

 

[AsModEe]

I was more a conan fan than a GI joe fan. Remember that Conan cartoon? It rocked in my memories.

 

[KILL TULLY]

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Black cups even!

 

[KILL TULLY]

The keg is also black, as you can see in the bottom left corner.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I have that same Bathory shirt \m/

 

[Ellestin]

I have that same Bathory shirt \m/

 

[KILL TULLY]

Damn right it is.

 

[NAD]

 

[Reign in Acai]

fuck this
this is now the official "post pictures of yourself looking METAL AS FVKK" thread

You look like FuriousB's brother in this one.

 

[Johanna]

I now await pics of fotmbm looking metal as FVKK while hellbiking, changing the exhaust pipe and playing with kids.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Hahaha, these "trying so hard to be metal" pictures some of you fuckers have are funny (esp Ellestin)

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

People pictures are supposed to be funny.

 

[MFJ]

is there a Nasheim pin on that jacket?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Canadian sports jacket over a leather jacket is not metal

 

[Reign in Acai]

Hahaha, these "trying so hard to be metal" pictures some of you fuckers have are funny (esp Ellestin)

All the pics displayed thus far have been pulled off quite well. Ellestin looks like a normal fun loving hellraising metal maniac. Tully comes off as a person you wouldn't mind sharing a pint of arrogant bastard with. And Erik looks like a heathen killer. So to you 3 blokes, I raise a tall glass of Crystal Geyser.

Now if you want a real laugh. Look no further than this turd.....



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