The Onion: What Do You Think? NORTH KOREAN NUKES:

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"While it appears that North Korea may indeed have The Bomb, it remains unclear whether they have The Food."

 

[FrostGiant]

"I just pray that this does not interfere with the Koreans' important work animating The Simpsons."

But what really concerns me is the fact that Kevin Bacon was linked to Al Queda.