The Other White Meat

[lizard]

Bainbridge man charged with bestiality

Bainbridge- A bizarre act leads to charges against a Bainbridge man. Sixty-two year-old James Reynolds is charged with animal cruelty and bestiality.
Police say Reynolds jumped a fence at a stockyard and had sex with a hog.
"I've never heard of anything like this, this is actually the first case I've ever personally had to prosecute of this nature, but I guess in the same sense, it's not necessarily that unusual for his case, because he's been arrested for the same conduct with animals before," said Joe Mulholland, Decatur Co. District Attorney.
If found guilty, he could face up to 10 years in prison.

lol a multiple offender

 

[lizard]

Police Arrest Juvenile in Horse Bestiality Case; Alleged Crime Caught on Tape

Detectives in St. Gabriel, Louisiana arrested a male juvenile Thursday morning, and charged him with crime against nature in connection with alleged acts of bestiality with a horse.

The juvenile, who is under age 17, is being held in the Iberville Parish Juvenile Detention Center. Authorities said Thursday they were trying to get psychiatric help for the juvenile suspect.

Detectives say they received a tip from someone who saw a WAFB 9NEWS report in which still frames from a surveillance tape were broadcast Wednesday night. The tipster said they believed they recognized the young man shown on the tape, detectives said.

St. Gabriel Police Chief Kevin Ambeau says in all his 20 years in law enforcement, he’s never come across a case like the one. "We gotta catch this guy, he needs help," Ambeau said Wednesday, when he first released the tape to the media.

The owners of a local barn approached Chief Ambeau with surveillance video showing what appeared to be a light haired young man engaging in sexual activities with a small horse. "What I saw on the tape, I still can't believe," Ambeau says.

The police investigation began about two months ago after the owners of the barn reported finding sexual paraphernalia in a horse stall, according to Ambeau. The chief says that’s when the owner put up two cameras and captured images of a slender man walking between two stables.

"Always [going] to the same animal," Ambeau observed. "On the tape, he was [going] to the same animal performing sexual acts."
haha he had a favorite pony

At Chief Ambeau’s request, WAFB 9NEWS brightened and stilled frames of video showing the man with the horse. WAFB 9NEWS chose not to show moving video of the man with the horse.

 

[NAD]

I must be jaded because I just don't find pigfucking that odd anymore.

Or maybe it's because I myself once fucked a pig.

 

[lizard]

I find it all odd.
queer, you might say.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I vote tan...oh.

10 years for pigfucking huh? Even though it's sick, I dont get it.

 

[lizard]

that does seem a little harsh, but don't forget, he's a repeat O-fender
don't forget....

 

[Krilons Resa]

ooooooh!

 

[General Zod]

I find it all odd. queer, you might say.

In all fairness, it's only queer if he fucked a male pig.

Zod

 

[Demilich]

haha just more proof that men will plug anything that breathes... and in some cases that doesn't even apply

 

[Krilons Resa]

Don't knock it til you try it is what I says.

 

[Demilich]

hey well thats all well and good but animals are people too. they have rights!

 

[General Zod]

As I understand it, the pig was asking for it.

Zod

 

[Guthrum]

That reminds me of the thing I heard about a homeless man in London. He came into some hospital complaining about his nuts hurting and being swolen, so they cut him open. His nut sack was full of a bunch of worms because he had been fucking every stray dog.

 

[Demilich]

i think the important question here is: why do dogs get away with humping people all the time? fuckers should be doing hard time!

 

[lizard]

See, if a pig is traumatized by sexual assault, it could result in sour bacon

 

[Demilich]

well maybe if the pig started charging a small fee he'd be able to compensate for his postmortem shortcomings?

 

[Mormagil]

a small horse

that made the article. i too often cast furtive, sidelong glances at some of the fine equine sistahs at the county fair

 

[Claws of Perdition]

See, if a pig is traumatized by sexual assault, it could result in sour bacon

jew.

EDIT: that leads me to a question, would it be more of a sin for a jew, or muslim for that matter to have sex with a pig then with say a cow? i dont know about you, but it keeps me up at night.