The RC forum gang in 10 years time...

JayKeeley

Be still, O wand'rer!
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What will you be doing in 10 years? Simply hypothetical of course and assuming that you're still alive... :heh:

Age:

Occupation:

Location (global residence):

Primary Vehicle:

Single/Married/Divorced:

# Children:

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists):

# Posts on UM:

:D
 
Age: 34

Occupation: hopefully writing

Location (global residence): Canada or Arizona. Just not Califuckia!!!!!

Primary Vehicle: Toyota pickup and / or 4Runner I'm sure.

Single/Married/Divorced: Divorced if my future wife has any sense. :Spin:

# Children: 2.5

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): Tool, Danzig, and ???? (just like it was 10 years ago too :D ).

# Posts on UM: 1.762X10e430
 
Age: 36

Occupation: none, due to winning the Lottery

Location (global residence): hopefully Ireland, Canada, or Australia , but I'll probably still be in The Woodlands

Primary Vehicle: Lexus

Single/Married/Divorced: hopefully still married

# Children: 2 or 3

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): Arcane Sun, and probably two stoner rock bands like Clutch, Kyuss, Grand Magus, Cathedral. Although, I can definitely see myself jamming to the mastery of Acid Bath at 36.

"Dead girl........" oh yeah!

# Posts on UM: a lot
 
Age: 39

Occupation: Own my own bar

Location (global residence): Somewhere in Detroit suburbs

Primary Vehicle: Whatever non-electrical cars are left, the bigger the better... Hummer H9?

Single/Married/Divorced: married to pornography... virtual pornography!

# Children: 287 cats

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): I shall become even more narrow-minded and if it doesn't sound like Malevolent Creation I'll yell about what crap it is...

# Posts on UM: I'm sure in 10 years the internet will be like it is on Futurama... so can you have posts when we're just holograms bullshitting in the RC lounge in the virtual UM building?



The future rules!
 
bloodfiredeath said:
# Posts on UM: I'm sure in 10 years the internet will be like it is on Futurama... so can you have posts when we're just holograms bullshitting in the RC lounge in the virtual UM building?
Fuck the flying car, I want this! :loco:
 
Age: 28

Occupation: deadbeat writer/film-maker

Location: NC mountains or New England

Vehicle: something somewhat old but still runs

Married: no

Children: none that i know of

Music: 70s prog-rock, Beatles, folk, bluegrass, classical

Posts at UM: UM will have shut down by then
 
Age: 34

Occupation: research and development specialist

Location: Manhattan, if the oceans don't rise by then

Vehicle: subways and other public transportation

Married: a remote possibility

Children: not part of the plan

Music: my current favorites, and whatever progressive music evolves into by then (yes, it will still be around in some form...)

Posts at UM: 50,000...500,000 less than Profanity
 
Age: ugh...40, about to be 41

Occupation: I will probably still be looking for a job. Does unemployment last 10 years?

Location (global residence): Within 10 miles of New York City, or some remote place in central Europe with a T3 connection.

Primary Vehicle: Either my same piece of shit Saab (see 'occupation') or a lightning-fast BMW, cruising through the Bavarian wilderness with nary a care in the world.

Single/Married/Divorced: Almost certainly single, though I will be rotating beautiful nubile blonde European women on a semi-regular basis.

# Children: Only myself.

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin and who the farg knows. Perhaps Rush.

# Posts on UM: | :MU no stsoP # <---- Look! A mirror!
 
Age: 36

Occupation: Something other than what I'm doing now (I'm a banker now).

Location (global residence): Who knows!

Primary Vehicle: Something GM.

Single/Married/Divorced: Married to the same gal.

# Children: Probably a couple.

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): Music probably won't be extreme enough for me anymore. I'll mostly listen to the sounds of flesh being ripped apart with a spoon and several toothpicks.

# Posts on UM: I like that virtual UM lounge idea.
 
Age: 32

Occupation: sellout

Location (global residence): somewhere trendy

Primary Vehicle: whatever gets me chicks

Single/Married/Divorced: divorced

# Children: 3 illigetimate bastards

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists):
kovenant
dimmu borgir
some other band erik hates

# Posts on UM: eleventy billion
 
Age: 28

Occupation: if I'm not a Metal God by then I guess I will be cleaning toilets or stacking shelves :cry:

Location (global residence): probably still living at home :loco:

Primary Vehicle: would I have even bothered learning to drive by then? Make it a tour bus :cool:

Single/Married/Divorced: wouldn't mind married...

# Children: NO!!!!!

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): probably still Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and ManOwaR

# Posts on UM: lots
 
:heh:

Age: 36

Occupation: Writing, teaching, or professional rugby. :heh:

Location (global residence): Pacific Northwest, or a respectable part of Southern California.

Primary Vehicle: Honda Civic, hopefully not the same shit box I'm driving now.

Single/Married/Divorced: Married to a decent soul.

Children: Three. One adopted from Malaysia, one from American Samoa, and the youngest from Chad.

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): This is too hard to predict.

Posts on UM: 35000 :erk:
 
Age: 29

Occupation: Hopefully not front counter at a dry cleaners

Location (global residence): Hopefully not providence, ri

Primary Vehicle: Subaru.

Single/Married/Divorced: Single

# Children: -5

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): Probably Zappa, Zappa, and Zappa

# Posts on UM: 5 million.
 
Age: 31

Occupation: either an hospital pharmacist, or I'll own my own pharm@cy

Location: Somewhere in Quebec

Primary vehicule: maybe an acura or a lexus. If budget doesn't allow these cars yet, I'll go with a Mazda 6.

Single, most likely

CHildren: was about to say - something but Wolftribe beat me to it

Musical preferences: I'll still listen to metal mostly, but maybe just softer stuff

Posts on UM: Who the fuck knows?
 
Age: If still alive, 37

Occupation: Hopefully something better and more interesting than my current job.

Location (global residence): Probably still here in RI, or back to MA.

Primary Vehicle: Some type of 4-cylinder jap mobile. Reliable and good on gas.

Single/Married/Divorced: Dunno about the whole marriage thing but hopefully I'll be in a happy, longterm relationship.

# Children: If any at all....just one. Not sure about the whole parenthood as well.

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): Mainly metal, but I'll still be listening to everything across the board like I always have and do.

# Posts on UM: Hah
 
Age: holy 46, Batman!

Occupation: the king of all media (and that DOES include pron :Smug:)

Location (global residence): probably Columbus, OH or Minnepolis, MN

Primary Vehicle: rocketpack

Single/Married/Divorced: married

# Children: 2

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): metal, metal, Beyonce :lol:

# Posts on UM: at this rate, 4500 or so
 
Age: 30

Occupation: no fucking clue

Location (global residence): probably NJ...

Primary Vehicle: not a damn clue...something fuel efficient

Single/Married/Divorced: married

# Children: depends on the wife

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): Metal to the death

# Posts on UM: 60,000
 
Age: 31

Occupation: Associate Professor at some university or burnt out grad student

Location (global residence): Wherever the university is located

Primary Vehicle: Probably a small car.

Single/Married/Divorced: Probably single.

# Children: hopefully zero

Musical Preferences (3 favorite artists): metal, rock, ambient, and probably some other dark genres

# Posts on UM: probably lose interest around 20,000
 
Hah, some of you actually plan on wimping out... I'll answer this tomorrow and I'll give a tenner to whoever is more correct than me.

Hah, I noticed that too! I've been listening to metal for two decades now, so why the hell would I want to suddenly listen to inferior "soft" music? Makes no sense I say!

Oh yeah, and in ten years, I'll probably be unemployed, on social security, fat, stupid and single. :cool: