The real contest '03

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Ok, well this time the prize is still the same wood carved cobra valued at $50. You can use any means nessicary to find the answers to the questions, and you have four days.

1. Who is the most highly decorated soldier in U.S. Military history?

2. Who is Harry Keogh?

3. What caliber is this gun? (without looking at the link )

4. What country does the bulk of my family come from?

5. What lake never gives up her dead?

6. Who wrote The Things They Carried (short story)?

7. Where was full body plate mail created?

8. What was Shermans March to the Sea?

9. What kind of venom does a Gaboon Pit Viper have?

10. Finally, how tall am I?

Once again only one post per person. Good luck .

Nick

 

[Malaclypse]

hehe, i can't be arsed

 

[Erik]

1. Who is the most highly decorated soldier in U.S. Military history?
?!?!?

2. Who is Harry Keogh?
?!?!?

3. What caliber is this gun? (without looking at the link )
I'd say about 40 pixels

4. What country does the bulk of my family come from?
Chicago

5. What lake never gives up her dead?
?!?!?!?

6. Who wrote The Things They Carried (short story)?
!?!?!?!?

7. Where was full body plate mail created?
In an armoury

8. What was Shermans March to the Sea?
A march... to the sea

9. What kind of venom does a Gaboon Pit Viper have?
The venomous kind

10. Finally, how tall am I?
Tall enough


Hi, do I win anything

 

[Steve]

3. What caliber is this gun? (without looking at the link )
Looks like .22

4. What country does the bulk of my family come from?
Italy

10. Finally, how tall am I?
6'3" I think (you're short)

 

[Thanatos]

1. Who is the most highly decorated soldier in U.S. Military history?
Rambo

2. Who is Harry Keogh?
who gives a fuck?

3. What caliber is this gun? (without looking at the link )
killing caliber?

4. What country does the bulk of my family come from?
noah's arc?

5. What lake never gives up her dead?
lake bodom?

6. Who wrote The Things They Carried (short story)?
tolkien

7. Where was full body plate mail created?
a dwarfe's lair

8. What was Shermans March to the Sea?
The story of a lemming named Sherman's last days

9. What kind of venom does a Gaboon Pit Viper have?
poisonous kind

10. Finally, how tall am I?
you have a short dick

 

[MagSec4]

Nick: Holy Moses 'n son!

(There's only one person I know in here who has nothing better to do in his life but to sit in front of the UM site..
He might be the only one to attempt to answer all that.)

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Well you can answer it over afew days, you dont need to do it all at once, and shit man what Im giving away is worth $50. Plus you assholes need to stop spamming .

The questions really arent all that difficult. Just try, whoever gets the most correct is the winner.

Nick

 

[Erik]

poisonous kind

sorrey, u si stealing my funnays

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Ok fine, answer 1,5,6,8,9, and 10 and the snake is yours .

Nick

 

[Malaclypse]

i could answer #2

 

[Dark_Jester]

I could answer some, but not all, maybe three, maybe four, maybe more...only the fortune teller knows.

 

[Thanatos]

sorrey, u si stealing my funnays

it falls under fairuse

 

[Steve]

I thought you should keep the cobra...

but I'll take it if the winner is overseas

 

[Kovenant84]

1) Robert Howard (ok, so I kinda cheated on that one...)

2) I think he's an author... I think I saw a book by him once in my meanderings through a library...

3) gotta be around .45

4) Current Status: ?

5) I thought Bodom when I saw this... (i think there's a t-shirt of it...), but I read too much National Geographic... poor Edmund Fitzgerald... Lake Superior... you Chicago freak...

6) Current Status: ?

7) Current Status: ?

8) General Sherman of the Union troops, U.S. Civil War... marched through to Georgia, burning and pillaging along the way... helped thoroughly give the south the beating it deserved

9) Current Status: ?

10) Current Status: ?

Btw... looking up stuff isn't allowed, right? (I guess #1 goes away then... ) ... yeah, the rest I don't know... fun tho!

~Kovenant

 

[krigsbarn]

1. Who is the most highly decorated soldier in U.S. Military history?
I DONT KNOW THAT!!! but I know a lot about the WW2; there was that really decorated guy A. Murphy who died in an aircrash time after. He was highly decorated in that important war cuz other countries like France decorated him. There, I hope there is no other important war like the WW2.

2. Who is Harry Keogh?
Some lovecraft shit for frightnight nerds

3. What caliber is this gun? (without looking at the link )
It's magnum, caliber uhmmm too big for a 38, too tight for a 44... ~.40?

4. What country does the bulk of my family come from?
Italy?

5. What lake never gives up her dead?
the Styx?

6. Who wrote The Things They Carried (short story)?
TimO'Brien... Nick, are you the kind of counterstrike and RPG nerd who should go to the army someday??

7. Where was full body plate mail created?
Greece

8. What was Shermans March to the Sea?
the Carolina's campaigns in the second half of the 19th century

9. What kind of venom does a Gaboon Pit Viper have?
It's a paralizing the nervous systems of your body, and affects your blood flow and hemoglobin badly... Like most snakes, let's say

10. Finally, how tall am I?
Depends upon the height of your chair you computer addict!


Nick, you should go hippie. Wouldn't harm you .

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

I've never played Counterstrike . Im just a fan of military history, guns, snakes, writings, my family history, so on and so forth.

Plus you didnt get enough to win, you got 6 wrong. Im dissapointed Krig .

Krig, blow your brains out. It wouldnt harm you .

Nick

 

[krigsbarn]

not me, for me I answered right enough. And if the answers are wrong, it's because I know things that you don't; it would be disappointing if we had the same knowledge.
...So, you're not italian ??

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Oh I am, but Harry Keogh is wrong, so is the caliber, the lake question, the armor question, my height, and you werent very clear on the March to the Sea question.

Nick

 

[krigsbarn]

You're 6'1 ok??? The march to the sea was in the 1860's, is that clearer ??? The lake is LAKE CHILDREN OF BODOM, happy ? lol no ok, it's just some tales about Mickey mouse with his steamboat that never made it to Cleveland.

The armor question is right, perhaps not "FULL BODY" but full body armors are for homosexuals...... oh damn, greeks are homosexuals, so I WAS RIGHT!

 

[a_hole]

It's a S&W Taurus Tracker Five-shot .41 Magnum; produced as Legacy edition, Titanium edition with carbon black handle finish, and Limited titanium edition, discontinued to 100 copies... galaxy black handle finish, Marlon Brando quote "A true lovecasting baby" engraved on the side of the cannon; and vagina shaped barrel holes.

Holding this one gun is like forgetting you ever saw your father masturbate