The Scorpio Thread

[Macharius]

Because we rule, and we're hot. Plus we got the two best planets; Pluto and Mars.

 

[eternal alchemist]

The sun is the best. I want to turn water to fire

 

[Macharius]

 

[Fetzer]

No, sorry. You totaly failed.

 

[Macharius]

O well no Scorpios. I might as well just post here and talk to myself. So how ya doin nick?

 

[Macharius]

Fine, just fine and you?

 

[Söy]

i fuckin own!

 

[shebasheballoon]

Aries are better

 

[Macharius]

dont be spreading ur aries taint in my scorpio thread! how dare you, prepare for a duel! pistols at dawn

 

[Vergessene_Nacht_88]

I thought Leo was "fire"??

 

[follow_the_reaper]

I thought Leo was "fire"??

no, leo is lion dear. RAWR *claws at you*

 

[Söy]

*stings you all. with my massive orgasmic stinger.*

 

[Macharius]

i think zodiac signs have earth element properties to them. i think scorpio is water. duh its a scorpion, our star stone is opal (not birth stone) ruling planets are pluto and mars. and we like to make lots of love. passionate sweet love.

 

[Söy]

astrology is bullshit. like valentines day.

 

[Vergessene_Nacht_88]

no, leo is lion dear. RAWR *claws at you*

I know I am a lion, but we also have elements. I forget all this stuff now...

 

[Macharius]

As i just mentioned with Earth elements, here's the list:
Fire: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Earth: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Air: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
Water: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

 

[Saartje]

Nice, well anyway I am a Scorpio too

Astrology is bullshit for 99% of the time :Smug:

 

[Vergessene_Nacht_88]

As i just mentioned with Earth elements, here's the list:
Fire: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Earth: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Air: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
Water: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Oh right. I knew it was something like this. But yeah, I agree. BULLSHIT.

 

[Leandro]

Because we rule, and we're hot. Plus we got the two best planets; Pluto and Mars.

At this moment, I'd like to be the first smartass to point out that...




*drum roll*








Pluto isn't a planet.

*ORCHESTRAL HIT*

 

[eva_dolly]

Still scorpios are the best star sign. We are hot in bed, we're the most determined, tempting and you can't help but want us.. Of course we are evil little bitches that will get your revenge and snap in 2.3 seconds