The secret of hedgehogs

[FenriR]

Actually secret weapons put upon this earth by the almighty power that is ninjas

 

[Pessimism]

Sucks they found it dead though

 

[cookiecutter]

This is rather topical considering the forum recently

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/15/serbian_witchdoctor/

 

[waif]

Hedgehogs are also capable of autofellatio (don't ask me how I know this). Think how much easier life would be if we were more like hedgehogs.

 

[cookiecutter]

I would feel weird doing that tbh

 

[waif]

Do you masturbate?
Yes,
How is it different?

 

[Zephyrus]

Because it's not natural.

 

[waif]

wat

 

[Zephyrus]

In humans.

 

[Vimana]

5 years for throwing a fucking hedgehog?

 

[waif]

In humans.

but what if it was?

 

[Zephyrus]

But it's not.

 

[waif]

Speak for yourself. Some of us are better endowed.

 

[Zephyrus]

Not my problem if you want to go blow yourself.

 

[waif]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio
My god. I didn't realize it was possible for humans...
I've never tried, for the record.

 

[cookiecutter]

Do you masturbate?
Yes,
How is it different?

Well it's my mouth first of all. Also finishing would be weird and gross.

Because it's not natural.

Not a very good argument imo. There really is no "natural" (very vague word) sexuality.

 

[Zephyrus]

I wasn't implying sexuality, I meant physicality.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Can he really throw a hedgehog?

Shuriken!

 

[waif]

A porcupine would work better.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

A porcupine would work better.

No it wouldn't, because they're bigger and harder to throw. Also, their quills detach and have barbed tips, unlike hedgehog quills, which would be a nightmare for the would-be assailant.