the short story that has made over 50 audience-members pass out at readings

[Black Winter Day]

...I give you "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk. Read at your own risk.

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

 

[J.]

haha, that's fucking great. I read that while eating dinner. I'm still hungry

 

[NAD]

I'm a pretty sick fuck, let's see what happens.

My dick is starting to hurt.

Uh oh...

"That dog was fucking nuts."

Best part. That was SO. FUCKING. AWESOME.

Second half of my dinner is done now, yay!

 

[MFJ]

haha awesome

 

[Black Winter Day]

Whe he read this to us, only one dude passed out. I was definitely cringing, though.

 

[NAD]

Somebody really passed out? That's weak.

 

[Captain Beard]

Meh.

 

[Krilons Resa]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT RUUULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[matt99_crew]

Thats funny shit. I've never read any of his novels but always hear good things about them.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Demilich]

He pisses me off because one of my girlfriend's friends is OBSESSED with his writing style and emulates it in everything she writes, then makes me read them and expects me to think they're the best thing since sliced bread.

I'm gonna read this, though Fight Club (the book) was ok.

 

[J.]

I tried to read one of his books, Choke. I couldn't get past page 50.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

haha I read that once. Funny shit. I don't really want to read it again though.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i wouldn't mind reading more stuff hahahaa

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I don't know, but something about a vivid picture of intestines being sucked out of an ass kinda makes me uncomfortable.

 

[NAD]

I remember that midget dude on Howard Stern a few times, his ass kept falling out and he'd make jokes about it. Hahahaha

 

[mousewings]

Read it all. It's funny in a sick way, but I can't believe anyone fainted during this.

It's kinda urban-legendy, perverted stuff. Things the people from anyoneseenthebridge.com would talk about. Maybe I should post it there. Nah, can't be bothered...

The kicker is at the end when he says the sister got pregnant. That part made me giggle.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Read it all. It's funny in a sick way, but I can't believe anyone fainted during this.

I don't know, but I can tell you this much: having it read to you by him was much more affecting than reading it on paper (although I can't really judge that... the first time I heard it was read aloud, so...).