the SUCKASS award goes to....

[tedvanfrehley]

What song do you think is the absolute WORST SONG EVER recorded by a metal/hard rock band???? This oughtta be fun...we can all get our stress out! haha Seriously, what song is, in your opinion, the biggest waste of studio time and tape EVER????

Here's mine:


"Brandon" by Motley Crue/Tommy Lee off of Generation Swine. With lyrics like "your mother gave birth to you with love" and "you are the one/my son/brandon" I could just about blow chunks....and the music sucks ass as well. geeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Cold chills just thinking about it!

 

[JonnyD]

What song do you think is the absolute WORST SONG EVER recorded by a metal/hard rock band???? This oughtta be fun...we can all get our stress out! haha Seriously, what song is, in your opinion, the biggest waste of studio time and tape EVER????

Here's mine:


"Brandon" by Motley Crue/Tommy Lee off of Generation Swine. With lyrics like "your mother gave birth to you with love" and "you are the one/my son/brandon" I could just about blow chunks....and the music sucks ass as well. geeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Cold chills just thinking about it!

DAMMIT YES you hit the Nail right on the head with that one TED Brandon SUCKS!!!!!! I HATE and Loath that fucking song

 

[Wyvern]

I hate so much music I can't start ranting effectively...

 

[Greeno]

I hate so much music I can't start ranting effectively...

My choice would be Led Zep - Rock And Roll. I can't stand the sloppy-ass guitar playing at the beginning of that song.

 

[Wicked Child]

Pantera-"Good Friends and a Bottle Of Pills". MY GOD. The worst and definitely THE MOST ANNOYING metal song ever made, HANDS DOWN.

 

[JonnyD]

Pantera-"Good Friends and a Bottle Of Pills". MY GOD. The worst and definitely THE MOST ANNOYING metal song ever made, HANDS DOWN.

I like that one Just for the Line ....

"I Fucked your Girlfriend Lastnight While you snored and Drooled I Fucked your Loooooooooooooove"

Tho I could see why you hate it ... The constant samy rythem and Phils "I'm a Herion Addict" Vocals do Kill it

 

[SoundMaster]

There are literally thousands of awful metal/rock tunes out there, but some that come immediately to mind are:



1) Ronnie - Metallica (Load)

2) Angel and the Gambler - Maiden (Virtual XI)

3) Same ol Situation - Motley Crue

4) Dont Know What you Got - Cinderella

5) Rock n Roll All Night - Kiss

 

[Ayeka]

Now I think about it, I haven't listened to any crap songs for awhile go me!

 

[wdiv]

* Manowar - Achilles, Agony, and Ecstasy in Eight Parts
= 30 minutes of mind-numbing metal masturbation

* The entire Timo Tolkki solo album

 

[SickBoy]

* Manowar - Achilles, Agony, and Ecstasy in Eight Parts
= 30 minutes of mind-numbing metal masturbation

Aw, come one, don't tell me that you consider it mind-numbing in its whole?!
Aside from the usual DeMaio's ego trips and needless drum solo, the rest of the song is awesome and so good that it makes me forget about the boring wankery parts...

 

[Trans-Siberian Outcast]

Worst song in metal history? Has to be from one of the 90s rap/nu-metal bands like Limp Biskit or Linkin Park.

Or did you mean worst song in "real" metal history??