The Ultimate In Cheesy Lyrics Thread

[JonBonJovi]

OK people give it.Post cheesy cheesy lyrics!

I got a hard hat, full sack, shining like a cadilllac
Come on and loosen my load
I got a bomb tickin',lookin' for a lickin'
Feel like I'm about to explode


another song by the same band of the same album

Life can taste so sweet
When you are down on your knees
No,NO,No,No
Slippin' in the back door

 

[Winmar]

Are we meant to guess who they're by? I've got no idea on this one!

These will be familiar to some on here:

There are some fellows soft and mellow
Sitting in the field and play like hell
No one knows the way it goes
But all the songs they play they sound so well

Tonight we go to see the Heavy Metal Hamsters
It must feel nice to be a Heavy Metal Hamster
Nothing sets you free like our Heavy Metal Hamsters

A 20th century Fox came by
A gold tipped cigarette high in his jaws
contracts, PDs, Nose-Bags, TV-shows
And everything with no remorse

Things are settled now for our Heavy Metal Hamsters
Fame up to your brows, oh Heavy Metal Hamster
A previously unknown lifestyle Heavy Metal Hamster

The sweet taste of success is strong
And everything inside goes wrong you see
With coloured furs, sunglasses
Tons of nuts to eat, they don't feel free

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I actually haven't heard Heavy Metal Hamsters, but the song title is legend amongst discussions such as this. What the hell were they thinking?

 

[Winmar]

It's a rather silly song, to say the least! God knows what they were thinking!

 

[JonBonJovi]

people can guess if they want but I wanna see what people can show as big time cheese!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

First lot is Roxus from the Nightstreet album I don't like the title track, one of the only 2 songs I don't like on the album, along with Bad Boys, the rest is dynamite.

Pretty Boy Floyd's lyrics always take the cake for cheese...

You say you wanna set the nite on fire
Well there's just one thing that you need to take you higher
One, Two, Three, Let's go - Rock and roll!

It's Friday nite we're gonna hit the lights
It's you and me, we're gonna rock & roll all night
It's Saturday and there's just no way we're gonna see it home alone
Well no no, let me take you one step higher

Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire, yeah!

We're a burning flame that's too wild to tame
Yeah yeah yeah we're gonna shock the world, alright!
In Hollywood wake up the neighbourhood, all the boys & girls are gonna scream 'n shout (HEY!)
Let me take you one step higher

Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire!
Oooooh here Krash!

Woaaah, Woaaah
Well let me here you say ROCK! ROCK! ROCK AND ROLL! Ow, Ow, Owww!

Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire
Rock and roll, is gonna set the nite on fire

 

[Shannow]

Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss

 

[Icarus]

Ratt

How about these...

I'm feeling good tonight
I'm gonna cruise around
Makin' every head turn
Wind up the radio
I'm in the mood for some lovin'
Cause the night time's comin'

 

[The Amazer]

Use the LIGHTER!
To light my fire BABY!
Why don't you shove it up INSIDE HER!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Mr.Torture gives pain
with his whips and his chains
he knows just what you crave
Mr. Torture

If you?re feeling alone
then just pick up your phone
dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture
Mr. Torture sells pain

Only sixty cents a minute
for his special brand of sinning
phone guaranteed to blow your mind

You can catch him on his website
has a live chat every weeknight
cyber-torture soon coming your way

Mr Torture sells pain
to the houswives in Spain
he knows just what they crave
Mr Torture

If you?re feeling alone
then just pick up your phone
dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture
Mr Torture sells pain

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Mr Torture rocks!

 

[Spruce Goose]

No, he brings pain.
With his whips... and his chains

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[Winmar]

Use the LIGHTER!
To light my fire BABY!
Why don't you shove it up INSIDE HER!

I really hope that whoever wrote that was no older than 14!

 

[The Amazer]

I was caught between her thighs
She had hunger in her eyes...

Like an angel from above
She fit just like a glove....

 

[The Amazer]

Wait, actually I think these are far too satirical and joke-like to be cheesey. But they're aweschome all the same (Y)

 

[Goreripper]

Absolute Steel!