Here's the frosting on the cake of daily outrages!
PETA Trial Final Scoreboard:
Holier-Than-Thou Animal Killers: 1
Justice: 0
It's over, folks. A North Carolina jury has acquitted two PETA employees of Animal Cruelty and Obtaining Property By False Pretenses.
Two animal mass-murderers are acquitted! What the hell?! Might as well let Charlie Manson out of prison. He can become a regional manager of PETA.
Guilty verdicts were handed down for Littering, in connection with PETA employees Adria Hinkle and Andrew Cook's improper disposal of their furry victims' bodies. Hinkle and Cook were each given suspended 10-day jail sentences, 12 months' probation, 50 hours of community service, a $1,000 fine, and nearly $3,000 in restitution. And PETA's "death van" has been confiscated by the town of Ahoskie, NC.
Ooh! Littering! Throwing hundreds of dead bodies into a dumpster, like a ghastly BABI YAR of kittens and puppies, and all that happens is a charge of littering!
While we certainly didn't see these "Not Guilty" verdicts coming, we'll give PETA's highly paid lawyers credit for blowing enough smoke and sowing enough confusion to confuse a jury. (That's their job, after all.) But it has now been established in court that PETA, in fact, kills animals. Inevitably, more and more of PETA's naive supporters will get a clue.
Not bloody likely. Naivete is like fuckin AIDS to these progressive liberals. Its incurable.
And now, the super gorgeous ADRIA HINKLE is on the prowl once again.
She's the Adolf Eichmann of PETA, the Oskar Dirlewanger of euthanizing animals, the Rudolf Höss of dog pounds!
All wrapped up in one sweet, brutal, militant, mass-murdering package!
And she's looking for a date! Anyone interested in engaging conversation about suffocating stray kittens and puppies with garbage bags over a vegan meal of bean sprouts and soy milk?
Yummy!
Ahh. This was disappointing news... and I was rather hoping Adria would be giving a biweekly tongue-washing to all the yeast-infected 200 lb lesbos of Block A right about now...
Jurched
PETA Trial Final Scoreboard:
Holier-Than-Thou Animal Killers: 1
Justice: 0
It's over, folks. A North Carolina jury has acquitted two PETA employees of Animal Cruelty and Obtaining Property By False Pretenses.
Two animal mass-murderers are acquitted! What the hell?! Might as well let Charlie Manson out of prison. He can become a regional manager of PETA.
Guilty verdicts were handed down for Littering, in connection with PETA employees Adria Hinkle and Andrew Cook's improper disposal of their furry victims' bodies. Hinkle and Cook were each given suspended 10-day jail sentences, 12 months' probation, 50 hours of community service, a $1,000 fine, and nearly $3,000 in restitution. And PETA's "death van" has been confiscated by the town of Ahoskie, NC.
Ooh! Littering! Throwing hundreds of dead bodies into a dumpster, like a ghastly BABI YAR of kittens and puppies, and all that happens is a charge of littering!
While we certainly didn't see these "Not Guilty" verdicts coming, we'll give PETA's highly paid lawyers credit for blowing enough smoke and sowing enough confusion to confuse a jury. (That's their job, after all.) But it has now been established in court that PETA, in fact, kills animals. Inevitably, more and more of PETA's naive supporters will get a clue.
Not bloody likely. Naivete is like fuckin AIDS to these progressive liberals. Its incurable.
And now, the super gorgeous ADRIA HINKLE is on the prowl once again.
She's the Adolf Eichmann of PETA, the Oskar Dirlewanger of euthanizing animals, the Rudolf Höss of dog pounds!
All wrapped up in one sweet, brutal, militant, mass-murdering package!
And she's looking for a date! Anyone interested in engaging conversation about suffocating stray kittens and puppies with garbage bags over a vegan meal of bean sprouts and soy milk?
Yummy!
Ahh. This was disappointing news... and I was rather hoping Adria would be giving a biweekly tongue-washing to all the yeast-infected 200 lb lesbos of Block A right about now...
Jurched
