The Vivaldi Experiment

Onder

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Welcome.

I masturbate quite often, I'd say at least once a day and I don't have a girl and I don't think I will have one in near future. That makes me a perfect subject for a research on the field of ruining your sex drive with a long-term wrongly executed wanking. (Even if I get a girlfriend or have random coitus it shouldn't ruin it).

I'm sure you've heard about some people (and there are some on this forum too) who claim they're too used to porn to have a quality sex anymore. The frequent self-satisfying in certain setting makes them unable to get it up when a real bitch comes and shows them pretty much all they should want because they need to hold an orange in their left hand and she's like "baby where am I supposed to get an orange at this time of night". More often they are just used to viewing a certain type of porn or to just be alone while doing it.

How long does it take? How complex can the psychological relation be? Am I not too old to still cultivate such mental illness? I can't answer those questions now, but I can explain the idea of my research:

Music will help us as I'm used to listening to a shit-ton of music and I believe my brain is used to recognizing music sub-consciously. It will also make this thing much, much more interesting. I also need something that can be executed in my environment. You can't expect me to find a tractor everytime I need a wank so I get used to getting off in a tractor and after 5 years do the YES face when bitch asks if I need a tractor or something.

From this moment on:

- I will only masturbate to the music of Vivaldi.
- I will never listen to Vivaldi on any other occasions.

The audial part in porn is pretty much always rubbish anyway so why not spin some bassoon concerto while we're at it. Now the question you probably ask: Why Vivaldi? I thought about this for quite some time and it's logical really. 1) His style is easy to recognize so my brain should have it fairly easy to make a connection between him and arousal. 2) He also has many compositions so I shouldn't get bored listening to him every day. 3) The movements in his compositions are fairly short so there shouldn't be a moment that is never to be heard while masturbating. If I chose for example Bruckner, I would hardly ever get to the finish of his 30 minute symphonic movements. (And yes, I'm about to shuffle tracks randomly so I don't only play the first mov.s). 4) His music is usually quite lively and my hand is used to dance like it's Saturday night, bitch.

My highest expectation is that after 5-10 years of this routine my dick will go crazy whenever I hear any fucking Vivaldi. What precedes this is probably my lack of interest in having sex with bitches without him, but that can be dealt with and honestly, this never happened to me and porn alone (it would still be amazing if it worked though). I'd prefer to keep my other habits intact so I'm not planning on counting anything or keeping track of what I listened to. This is a long-term project and I don't want it to change my everyday life.

Is there any psychology / sexology advisor on this forum who would like to give me a hand (not like that you pervert)? I'd also be interested in the experience on those members who feel lack of interest in sex or only care about certain things they got used to. All other questions and feedback welcome.

Thanks,

yours truly,
The Vivaldi Experiment: main subject
 
My highest expectation is that after 5-10 years of this routine my dick will go crazy whenever I hear any fucking Vivaldi.

Reading through the thread, I was like "k" - then I got to this part. Interesting. If we can train our cocks to stand at attention in the presence of good art, perhaps that's the closest humans can get to being some kind of transcendent being.
 
Reading through the thread, I was like "k" - then I got to this part. Interesting. If we can train our cocks to stand at attention in the presence of good art, perhaps that's the closest humans can get to being some kind of transcendent being.

I'm not sure people in the gallery would consider you any transcendent if you walked around Rembrandt paintings with a boner. I would lie to you if I claimed this had any spiritual meaning tbh. But recognizing a composer sub-consciously? Body reacting to his works? The victory of a Rennaisance mind.
 
A Clockwork Orange...?

Yes that's one movie that comes to mind.

EDIT: He hated Beethoven IIRC. I love Beethoven.

EDIT: I'm sure there are more movies and books that utilize this pattern, but will it work in real life?
 
Pavlov much? But still, can't wait to see how this goes.

As one who masturbates daily for well over 8 years now I can still get it up with ease to a real person.
 
I've been jerking the bird daily since I was 12. I have no problem getting it up for my woman.
 
I masturbate to porn frequently not because I prefer it to a real sexual relationship but because I'm too socially retarded to have friends, let alone someone that would let me stick my penis into their body. Every time I see one of those "REAL COLLEGE AMATEURS DORM ROOM PARTY FUCK ORGY" videos I cry a little inside knowing that undergrad has already passed (even though I am aware that porn does not accurately depict reality). Of course, in a decade or two when the early stages of ED set in, I may completely destroy my sexual arousal system with porn.

EDIT: I actually value the audio component of porn about as much as the visual, btw. But I'm weird in that fantasy rules above all, and reading the medical definition of coitus has gotten me through many a hard time. I wish Literotica wasn't so inconsistent.
 
I masturbate to porn frequently not because I prefer it to a real sexual relationship but because I'm too socially retarded to have someone that would let me stick my penis into their body.

lower your standards

you might be able to get laid if you become willing to fuck the most disgusting/annoying girl you've ever met
 
Guys thanks for your feedback so far. Unfortunately my schedule was pretty tight so I haven't even fapped yet since starting the project. I was finishing my semester though so this had to wait. It will take so long that the two days can't kill us. Let's not be hasty. I think the celebratory uncorking will be held sometime tomorrow, probably in my bed. I will choose the best known work, Four Seasons, Winter or something. It's a special occasion after all.
 
I Vivaldated about three times and then it started to piss me off.
 
You clearly didn't miss any kind of true calling as a scientist. I admit you had me interested in the beginning with your detailed experiment description, but then you simply abandoned it after two tries? It probably took you longer to do the write-up than it did the two experiments...