They were definitely Giants!

[IRoN]

We live in Istanbul, yeah we do!
We have got lives, unlike you!
It’s our goddamn city, and we know you love it,
But sorry sir, we don’t give a goddamn shit about it!

This is Istanbul, not Constantinople...
Istanbul, NOT Constantinople!!!
We kicked some Byzantium ass back some thousand days,
What the hell does Constantinople mean anyways?!
It’s Istanbul, goddammit man, can’t you READ?!!
Should we kindly shatter all your goddamn teeth?
No, we should carve your goddamn eyes indeed!!!

We live in Istanbul, oh yes, right here,
We wish you stayed away, oh dear.
This is our city goddamn city and you’re not welcome,
If you dare my dear, please come and get some!

We live in Istanbul, so goddamn what?!
We blossom in joy while you rot!
We’ll burn your balls, and as you flee in terror
We’ll shave your ass and it will shine like a mirror!!!

This is Istanbul, not Constantinople...
Istanbul, NOT Constantinople!!!
We kicked some Byzantium ass back some thousand days,
What the hell does Constantinople mean anyways?!
It’s Istanbul, goddammit man, can’t you READ?!!
Should we kindly shatter all your goddamn teeth?
No, we should carve your goddamn eyes indeed!!!

We live in Istanbul, the sweetest city you can find.
We don’t like your goddamn smile, we don’t need your kind.
Need vacation? Please go south...
Oh, btw, shut your fucking mouth...

We live in Istanbul, and this song is over,
I wonder if it could have got any lower.
Goddammit dear, it’s all over in any case,
Why did you come up with such a song in the first place?!
Go away, disappear, sod off you goddamn scumbag
And here’s what writes on our city’s nametag:
ISTANBUL!
You better get that straight, to hell with the rest
'Cause it doesn't really matter how you spell Budapest

This is Istanbul, not Constantinople...
Istanbul, NOT Constantinople!!!
We kicked some Byzantium ass back some thousand days,
What the hell does Constantinople mean anyways?!
It’s Istanbul, goddammit man, can’t you READ?!!
Should we kindly shatter all your goddamn teeth?
No, we should carve your goddamn eyes indeed!!!


What a fine song, what a cute little song

 

[tcall]

Someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning

 

[mr. tokmak]

Originally posted by tcall
Someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning

 

[IRoN]

Ehm, I made up that song in a haste. Sorry if it sounds *a bit* aggressive
But it is cute, isn't it?

 

[IRoN]

Here's another quick song I composed for my friend Tcall,

Tell me, does it really matter which side of the bed?
Would you be happy if I nailed a knife right through your head?
Tell me please, 'cause I want to know...
Tell me or I'll slaughter you like a cow...
Tell me goddammit, or I'll blow your head away,
So far away, there'll be no Tim Callaway!

Hey, this one is even cuter!

 

[tcall]

ummm...... I think I prefer the first one

 

[IRoN]

Oh Mr Tokmak, how you make me puke!
With you around, I feel like Unlucky Luke!
Piss off dude, I mean nothing bad,
You already have all the shit to be had!
Tokmak, don't stare stupid at this idle screen,
Find yourself a donkey, you know what I mean.

Heh, I really feel ashamed of myself now.

 

[IRoN]

Come on Timmy, work all your creative juices man!
Prove that I'm not the ONLY retarded songwriter here!

 

[Angelwitch]

Iron, did you finally consume Alcohol at Cico's last night?

Or it is only the milk effet!

 

[tcall]

Originally posted by IRoN
Come on Timmy, work all your creative juices man!
Prove that I'm not the ONLY retarded songwriter here!

Oh, I'm still trying to find something that rhymes with Umut Yanýk

 

[IRoN]

I love alcohol I love milk
I love satin I love silk
I love literally everything

I love baseball I love football
I love basket I love goal
I love Iron in my soul

I love rain I love sun
I love boredom I love fun
I love Austin Croshere
(and I know this didn't quite fit here)
And I guess this song ends now, oh dear


SOMEONE STOOOOPPP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Angelwitch]

Originally posted by IRoN

SOMEONE STOOOOPPP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE STOP HIIIIMMM! he's out of control today!

I dunno the reason of such exitement today!

Did you find a new gf yesterday?:deb:

 

[IRoN]

Oh Timmy my friend, come on, don't be shizophrenic,
It's damn easy finding anything that rhymes with Yanik.

 

[IRoN]

I don't know Witchy, maybe I re-discovered my old gf
Hey, speaking of my gf, I guess I should log off and go see her now!

Sorry for the trouble folks, I'll delete all my songs the next time I log in

 

[Angelwitch]

Originally posted by IRoN
I don't know Witchy, maybe I re-discovered my old gf
Hey, speaking of my gf, I guess I should log off and go see her now!

Sorry for the trouble folks, I'll delete all my songs the next time I log in

AHA! The guilty Umut has been found!
You mean is it possible to rediscover old mates?
Ok go and see her quickly!

Anyway! You dont need to delete your posts anyway!
Who are we gonna comment during your absence? :evil:

 

[tcall]

Yeah!....Delete it all!!!!!....... If there's one thing I hate more than Shakespeare, it's poetry!!

 

[Angelwitch]

Originally posted by tcall
Yeah!....Delete it all!!!!!....... If there's one thing I hate more than Shakespeare, it's poetry!!

You are a mean guy!

 

[mr. tokmak]

Originally posted by IRoN

SOMEONE STOOOOPPP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

I need a donkey
Because I love their pussy.
I need a group party.
So why don't you see me Britney?
If she doesn't join the party.
Then my last hope is Barby.

Today is not sunny.
My feelings are darky.
And my clothes are dirty.
I think I'm horny.
Because I'm a little bit crazy.
Then my last hope is Barby.

 

[Angelwitch]

Originally posted by mr. tokmak


I need a donkey
Because I love their pussy.
I need a group party.
So why don't you see me Britney?
If she doesn't join the party.
Then my last hope is Barby.

Today is not sunny.
My feelings are darky.
And my clothes are dirty.
I think I'm horny.
Because I'm a little bit crazy.
Then my last hope is Barby.

I think that this thread had already started becoming pervy!

 

[mr. tokmak]

I know a guy called Umut Yanik
Is he romantic?
He sometimes make people panic.
He runs like super sonic.
He never goes to the fabric.
And he gives harm to the things of public.


I know a guy called Umut Yanik.
In Frp he hasn't learned to use magic
He is incabaple of writing lyric
He has a head like conic
He's a little bit fanatic.
He can't even draw a graphic.

I know a guy called Umut Yanik.
He's a little bit historic.
His handball style is so comic
Because he gets so hectic.
He's sometimes lunatic.
So come on darling

THE END