things said at work...

[deadair]

(setting - while building a shelf)

-after spliting a shelf with a screw-

co-worker : we are spliting these like a g-string up in his rat hole!
me : WHAT?!?!
co-worker : i don't know what i just said

 

[avi]

I wish I had cool coworkers like that

 

[deadair]

trust me... he is like the only one i like here.

 

[minxnim]

over the summer i once heard someone say 'it's hotter than two squirrels fucking in a wool sock!'

 

[deadair]

some one said that in your office?!?!... your job just got X10 cooler to me.

 

[avi]

(scribbling notes)

 

[minxnim]

a guy coming into our building from outside said it. he was very sweaty.

 

[goatschool]

about 3 years ago, i heard someone announce "I AIN'T GOIN TO NO HOSPITAL."

she was sick or something.

i think all co-workers should definitely sound like that