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[NAD]

Well then you aren't tr00 because I am a natural-born metalhead. I came out of the womb (well, stomach actually, I was a C-section baby) headbanging with my horns to the air.

 

[Univira]

"Natural-born metalheads?" Haha, that makes it sound genetic or something. But anyway, I didn't get introduced to metal by a guy....

 

[SculptedCold]

Originally posted by NAD
Well then you aren't tr00 because I am a natural-born metalhead. I came out of the womb (well, stomach actually, I was a C-section baby) headbanging with my horns to the air.

 

[St. Vitus]

Originally posted by NAD
Well then you aren't tr00 because I am a natural-born metalhead. I came out of the womb (well, stomach actually, I was a C-section baby)

You still came out of the womb. The only way you'd come out of the stomach is if your mother practiced paedophagia, which undoubtedly would raise your metal-ness!

 

[NAD]

Originally posted by St. Vitus
You still came out of the womb. The only way you'd come out of the stomach is if your mother practiced paedophagia, which undoubtedly would raise your metal-ness!

Whoops, thanks for clarifying my error. DUH. I didn't come out of her... thing (to use the correct medical term). That's what I meant to say.