this is crazy

it's messed up. i mean a few of my friends work for magazines and always say 'you have no idea how bad these people really look!' but i guess i just didn't buy it.
 
my friend swears the mariah carey is at least 7 sizes bigger than her pictures because he shaves off her fat. how weird is that? like, what?
 
i love mariah carey actually. and i doubt she's really that big. i saw her once on 34th street from a distance and she looked pretty hot.