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mr. tokmak

Wizard of Your Family
Apr 17, 2001
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One day a scientist collects all kind of animals (1 male and 1 female from each kind) into a ship for an experiment.
While they were on the way the scientist sees that the animals had a sexual relationship with each other and the population in the ship had started to increase.He decided to stop this situation and decided to made a meeting with the animals.
He told the male animals that he would cut the penis of the males on the trip and give them back when the journey ends with the document which will be given to the penis owner.
And after this meeting he uses this idea on the male animals.
One day after this the female canary starts to have fun with the male canary.She tells him that “He’s not a male and he doesn’t even have a sexual organ”.She continues on like this everday and the male canary gets very angry for this situation.
But one week after the male canary starts to laugh every time and the female canary wants to know what has happened.
And she asks him “Why are you laughing? Have you lost your mind?”
He answers “You’ll see when we arrive to the harbour.” And he continues to laugh.
She asks “What will happen when we reach the harbour?”
He answers “ Nothing important.I have only stolen the donkey’s document”
 
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