Asgar Mael: ::grooooooooowl::
Asgar Mael: whats up mm
Asgar Mael: man
DemonsAndLies666: sup
Asgar Mael: not much... whats up with you
DemonsAndLies666: was on the phone
DemonsAndLies666: and playin a game
DemonsAndLies666: and stuff
DemonsAndLies666: and so forth
DemonsAndLies666: or somethin
Asgar Mael: yeah... getting ideas for more stories for our entertainmment
DemonsAndLies666: cool
DemonsAndLies666: what kind of story?
DemonsAndLies666: i hope it has decapitations and amusing political jokes =D
Asgar Mael: actually there was supposed to be a question mark after that
Asgar Mael: aka I was asking you if you were... but decapitations and amusing practical jokes would be a nice touch for you to throw into a story
DemonsAndLies666: o lol
Asgar Mael: yeah... damnit I hate it when Im the only one on the forum... no one responds to my posts soon enough for me to have some long, drawn out, annoying to everyone else conversation
DemonsAndLies666: lol
Asgar Mael: here is a story for you
Asgar Mael: What You've Become
Smile at me again, but I know what's on your mind
It's so easy for you, tell me what I want to hear
Damn your lies, sliding my blade across your face
I can smile at you and terror courses through your veins
I know how you feel, and I feel just the same
Deep in my mind, the sledge is raised to remove your brain
Verbally I lie but mentally I'm raping your corpse
Dreaming of your extinction, I smile and tell you you're my friend
They look at me and they think I'm just like them
I will show you how I really feel
Preparing for a vision of hell
The incision is made under the left tear duct
Gliding slowly across the jugular, my hand warm and moist
Across the breastbone exposing the glistening ribcage
And finally arriving at the vast cornucopia of organs in your lower
abdominal area
Your death pleases me, you smile at me no more, stiffened corpses cannot
smile
Your words cannot hurt, your tongue is stapled to my wall
Fuck you and your lies, your mouth is now my urinal
I can smile at you, I am happy with what you've become
They look at me and they think I'm just like them
I will show you how I really feel
DemonsAndLies666: sry was on phone
DemonsAndLies666: looks like you wrote a story
Asgar Mael: yep
DemonsAndLies666: perhaps i shall give it a look
Asgar Mael: well perhaps you shall
DemonsAndLies666: hmmm
DemonsAndLies666: think you can sum it down to like... half a sentence?
DemonsAndLies666: or better yet... half a word?
DemonsAndLies666:
Asgar Mael: nope.
Asgar Mael: ;-)
DemonsAndLies666: nope.
DemonsAndLies666: thats awsome
DemonsAndLies666: good story
Asgar Mael: thanks
DemonsAndLies666: i specialy like the ending
DemonsAndLies666: .
Asgar Mael: its by vehemence
DemonsAndLies666: nope. is by vehemence?
DemonsAndLies666: =]
Asgar Mael: no the story is by vehemence
DemonsAndLies666: ya i nkow
Asgar Mael: you bastard
Asgar Mael: ;-)
DemonsAndLies666: =]
Asgar Mael: I know you know
DemonsAndLies666: u sure its jerry?
Asgar Mael: positive
DemonsAndLies666: i thought it was jimmy
DemonsAndLies666: :-\
Asgar Mael: jerry was a race car driver he drove so goddamn fast never did win no checkered flag but he never did come in last
DemonsAndLies666: i guess so
DemonsAndLies666: i never understood half his lyrics anyway =]
Asgar Mael: aaah. theyre some fucking twisted lyrics
DemonsAndLies666: all i herd was "jerry was a mrccar driver he mrsha brsha dursha bursha me bop hrmmba shrrmmba
Asgar Mael: lol
DemonsAndLies666: and stuff
DemonsAndLies666: thats the way he sing
Asgar Mael: yeah Ive studied his singing style for like three years now so I think Ive gotten it down
DemonsAndLies666: u got the new suffocation?
Asgar Mael: nooooooooooo goddamnit Im sooooooo poor
DemonsAndLies666: omfg
DemonsAndLies666: wtf you waiting for
DemonsAndLies666: GO FUCKING GET IT!!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DemonsAndLies666: ';..;'
Asgar Mael: AND I DIDNT SEE THEM LIVE WITH MORBID ANGEL EITHER!!!!
Asgar Mael: AAAAARGH
DemonsAndLies666: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: I DONT BELIEVE THAT
Asgar Mael: IT WAS SOLD OUT
DemonsAndLies666: I WOULDNT HAVE MISSED THAT SHOW FOR THE BEST PUSSY IN THE WORLD!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: SOLD OUT SHMOLD OUT
DemonsAndLies666: YOU SHOULDA BOUGHT IT IN ADVANCE
DemonsAndLies666: ITS MORBID ANGEL
DemonsAndLies666: THEY PLAY THERES STUFF ON TV
DemonsAndLies666: YOU KNOW ITS GONNA SELL OUT WITH FAGGOT SLIPKNOT KIDS WHO THINK THEY NEED TO BUY IN ADVANCE CUZ THERE SHOWS ACTUALY SELL OUT
Asgar Mael: IM NOT THAT SMAAART
DemonsAndLies666: WELL YOU SHOULD FUCKING GET IT!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: ANYWAY
Asgar Mael: Y
Asgar Mael: yeah*
Asgar Mael: anyway
DemonsAndLies666: THERES A SONG THAT SOUNDS LIKE HES SAYING "DEAD my pals, DEAD my pals, DEAD my pals, DEAD my pals!"
DemonsAndLies666: AND ITS JUST REALY FUNNY
DemonsAndLies666: BUT ITS THERE BEST ALBUM YET
DemonsAndLies666: I LIKE TALKING LIKE THIS
DemonsAndLies666: ITS FUN!
DemonsAndLies666: =]
Asgar Mael: LOL
DemonsAndLies666: IMA POST ALL MY FORUM POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON
Asgar Mael: GOOD SHIT
DemonsAndLies666: IM JUST POST THIS "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
DemonsAndLies666: LIKE 666 TIMES
DemonsAndLies666: OR I JUST POST THIS
DemonsAndLies666: 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
Asgar Mael: MAYBE WE SHOULD POST THIS CONVERSATION!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: MAYBE WE SHOULD!!!!!
Asgar Mael: MAYBE NOT!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
Asgar Mael: I DONT KNOW
Asgar Mael: ...
Asgar Mael: :-$
DemonsAndLies666: I DONT SEE ANY REASON NOT TOO?
DemonsAndLies666: OTHER THEN
DemonsAndLies666: WE WOULD LOOK STUPID
Asgar Mael: YEAH WHY THE FUCK NOT
Asgar Mael: OH YEAH
Asgar Mael: ...
Asgar Mael: OH WELL
DemonsAndLies666: AND ITS NOT LIKE I DONT LOOK STUPID ALREADY ANYWAY
Asgar Mael: YEAH REALLY
DemonsAndLies666: YA
Asgar Mael: ... I MEEN ABOUT YOU ATLEAST
DemonsAndLies666: YOU
DemonsAndLies666: YA
DemonsAndLies666: YA, YOU DONT LOOK STUPID. YOU JUST LOOK RETARDED
DemonsAndLies666: =]
Asgar Mael: ...I FIGURED
Asgar Mael: whats up mm
Asgar Mael: man
DemonsAndLies666: sup
Asgar Mael: not much... whats up with you
DemonsAndLies666: was on the phone
DemonsAndLies666: and playin a game
DemonsAndLies666: and stuff
DemonsAndLies666: and so forth
DemonsAndLies666: or somethin
Asgar Mael: yeah... getting ideas for more stories for our entertainmment
DemonsAndLies666: cool
DemonsAndLies666: what kind of story?
DemonsAndLies666: i hope it has decapitations and amusing political jokes =D
Asgar Mael: actually there was supposed to be a question mark after that
Asgar Mael: aka I was asking you if you were... but decapitations and amusing practical jokes would be a nice touch for you to throw into a story
DemonsAndLies666: o lol
Asgar Mael: yeah... damnit I hate it when Im the only one on the forum... no one responds to my posts soon enough for me to have some long, drawn out, annoying to everyone else conversation
DemonsAndLies666: lol
Asgar Mael: here is a story for you
Asgar Mael: What You've Become
Smile at me again, but I know what's on your mind
It's so easy for you, tell me what I want to hear
Damn your lies, sliding my blade across your face
I can smile at you and terror courses through your veins
I know how you feel, and I feel just the same
Deep in my mind, the sledge is raised to remove your brain
Verbally I lie but mentally I'm raping your corpse
Dreaming of your extinction, I smile and tell you you're my friend
They look at me and they think I'm just like them
I will show you how I really feel
Preparing for a vision of hell
The incision is made under the left tear duct
Gliding slowly across the jugular, my hand warm and moist
Across the breastbone exposing the glistening ribcage
And finally arriving at the vast cornucopia of organs in your lower
abdominal area
Your death pleases me, you smile at me no more, stiffened corpses cannot
smile
Your words cannot hurt, your tongue is stapled to my wall
Fuck you and your lies, your mouth is now my urinal
I can smile at you, I am happy with what you've become
They look at me and they think I'm just like them
I will show you how I really feel
DemonsAndLies666: sry was on phone
DemonsAndLies666: looks like you wrote a story
Asgar Mael: yep
DemonsAndLies666: perhaps i shall give it a look
Asgar Mael: well perhaps you shall
DemonsAndLies666: hmmm
DemonsAndLies666: think you can sum it down to like... half a sentence?
DemonsAndLies666: or better yet... half a word?
DemonsAndLies666:
Asgar Mael: nope.
Asgar Mael: ;-)
DemonsAndLies666: nope.
DemonsAndLies666: thats awsome
DemonsAndLies666: good story
Asgar Mael: thanks
DemonsAndLies666: i specialy like the ending
DemonsAndLies666: .
Asgar Mael: its by vehemence
DemonsAndLies666: nope. is by vehemence?
DemonsAndLies666: =]
Asgar Mael: no the story is by vehemence
DemonsAndLies666: ya i nkow
Asgar Mael: you bastard
Asgar Mael: ;-)
DemonsAndLies666: =]
Asgar Mael: I know you know
DemonsAndLies666: u sure its jerry?
Asgar Mael: positive
DemonsAndLies666: i thought it was jimmy
DemonsAndLies666: :-\
Asgar Mael: jerry was a race car driver he drove so goddamn fast never did win no checkered flag but he never did come in last
DemonsAndLies666: i guess so
DemonsAndLies666: i never understood half his lyrics anyway =]
Asgar Mael: aaah. theyre some fucking twisted lyrics
DemonsAndLies666: all i herd was "jerry was a mrccar driver he mrsha brsha dursha bursha me bop hrmmba shrrmmba
Asgar Mael: lol
DemonsAndLies666: and stuff
DemonsAndLies666: thats the way he sing
Asgar Mael: yeah Ive studied his singing style for like three years now so I think Ive gotten it down
DemonsAndLies666: u got the new suffocation?
Asgar Mael: nooooooooooo goddamnit Im sooooooo poor
DemonsAndLies666: omfg
DemonsAndLies666: wtf you waiting for
DemonsAndLies666: GO FUCKING GET IT!!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DemonsAndLies666: ';..;'
Asgar Mael: AND I DIDNT SEE THEM LIVE WITH MORBID ANGEL EITHER!!!!
Asgar Mael: AAAAARGH
DemonsAndLies666: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: I DONT BELIEVE THAT
Asgar Mael: IT WAS SOLD OUT
DemonsAndLies666: I WOULDNT HAVE MISSED THAT SHOW FOR THE BEST PUSSY IN THE WORLD!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: SOLD OUT SHMOLD OUT
DemonsAndLies666: YOU SHOULDA BOUGHT IT IN ADVANCE
DemonsAndLies666: ITS MORBID ANGEL
DemonsAndLies666: THEY PLAY THERES STUFF ON TV
DemonsAndLies666: YOU KNOW ITS GONNA SELL OUT WITH FAGGOT SLIPKNOT KIDS WHO THINK THEY NEED TO BUY IN ADVANCE CUZ THERE SHOWS ACTUALY SELL OUT
Asgar Mael: IM NOT THAT SMAAART
DemonsAndLies666: WELL YOU SHOULD FUCKING GET IT!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: ANYWAY
Asgar Mael: Y
Asgar Mael: yeah*
Asgar Mael: anyway
DemonsAndLies666: THERES A SONG THAT SOUNDS LIKE HES SAYING "DEAD my pals, DEAD my pals, DEAD my pals, DEAD my pals!"
DemonsAndLies666: AND ITS JUST REALY FUNNY
DemonsAndLies666: BUT ITS THERE BEST ALBUM YET
DemonsAndLies666: I LIKE TALKING LIKE THIS
DemonsAndLies666: ITS FUN!
DemonsAndLies666: =]
Asgar Mael: LOL
DemonsAndLies666: IMA POST ALL MY FORUM POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON
Asgar Mael: GOOD SHIT
DemonsAndLies666: IM JUST POST THIS "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
DemonsAndLies666: LIKE 666 TIMES
DemonsAndLies666: OR I JUST POST THIS
DemonsAndLies666: 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
Asgar Mael: MAYBE WE SHOULD POST THIS CONVERSATION!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: MAYBE WE SHOULD!!!!!
Asgar Mael: MAYBE NOT!!!!!
DemonsAndLies666: WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
Asgar Mael: I DONT KNOW
Asgar Mael: ...
Asgar Mael: :-$
DemonsAndLies666: I DONT SEE ANY REASON NOT TOO?
DemonsAndLies666: OTHER THEN
DemonsAndLies666: WE WOULD LOOK STUPID
Asgar Mael: YEAH WHY THE FUCK NOT
Asgar Mael: OH YEAH
Asgar Mael: ...
Asgar Mael: OH WELL
DemonsAndLies666: AND ITS NOT LIKE I DONT LOOK STUPID ALREADY ANYWAY
Asgar Mael: YEAH REALLY
DemonsAndLies666: YA
Asgar Mael: ... I MEEN ABOUT YOU ATLEAST
DemonsAndLies666: YOU
DemonsAndLies666: YA
DemonsAndLies666: YA, YOU DONT LOOK STUPID. YOU JUST LOOK RETARDED
DemonsAndLies666: =]
Asgar Mael: ...I FIGURED
