Dear Alex,
I am 'Wrighting' back to you as requested. Beyond that I am at a loss for what to say. I suppose I should send you my best wishes but I hate insincerity.
Yours
Tony
Dear Mr Robustellini
Congratulations on your surname. Beyond that I imagine you have few qualities. You are correct to assume that I do not remember meeting you.
'Fruit booter' you may be, but nonetheless an unmemorable one. I am disappointed to learn that your friends think I suck. However I shall not lose sleep over this - as I assume that they are a bunch of cunts.
Tony Hawks
I’m not surprised you play my game every day. I’m told that in Switzerland, unless you ski or launder money, there’s fuck all else to do.