When I was in grade 5 (10 years old) one of the boys in my class accidentially got handed 2 wafers at church, so he put the other one in his pocket and brought it back to school and put it in his lunch box for a snack later on. He told this geek named Jeff and Jeff went to the teacher in class and told her about it (in front of everyone). It was such a big fucking deal, the teacher looked like she was going to faint from panic or something and all the kids were like "GASP!!!". Anyway, the kid has to return the wafer, write an apology to the priest and another one to "god" (recieved by the teacher on "god's" behalf), and he got 2 weeks detention on top of that. I thought the same thing then that I think now: all because of a little fucking wafer in his lunch box? Has the world gone completely insane? Apparently, it has, and it has remained there ever since.
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