this is so necessary

haha Live Life Again! I wonder how many people are social outcasts because of excessive farting...

And I'm sorta disappointed it's a pad and not a pill. "Make your bowel movements smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon buns!"
 
Dude remember that movie where Jack Black invented a thing that made dog poo disappear? No? That's a good thing.
 
oh, you meant the life feeds on life feeds on life thing... I immediately thought of a song, though I can't put my finger on it, where the singer goes on a rant saying that over and over.