this website entertained me for over 8 hours

[minxnim]

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/

misheard song lyrics

so far this is my favorite:
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog" (Make Correction) (Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)
Misheard Lyrics:
A beetle head woman ain't got no soul
Correct Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul

 

[minxnim]

Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Under The Bridge" (Make Correction) (Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like I own an apartment.
Correct Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.

 

[lizard]

haha that's good stuff. I mishear lyrics all the time and even after I learn the correct ones, the screwed up ones are still stuck in my memory.

 

[Baliset]

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Iron Maiden's, "Can I Play With Madness?" (Make Correction) (Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with my n**s?
The prophet stared at his crystal b***s.
Correct Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
The prophet stared at his crystal ball.

 

[Baliset]

Iron Maiden's, "Tailgunner" (Make Correction) (Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb into this guy
Never wonder why.
Correct Lyrics:
Climb into the sky
Never wonder why.

 

[Baliset]

Iron Maiden's, "The Number Of The Beast" (Make Correction) (Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just what I saw in my old dreams
Were they reflections of my walkman staring back at me?
Correct Lyrics:
Just what I saw in my old dreams
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?

 

[avi]

can I play with my pants?

 

[FalseTodd]

I've definitely thought the walkman one before

 

[FrostGiant]

Metallica's, "For Whom the Bell Tolls" (Make Correction) (Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's a glass-tummy whale!
Correct Lyrics:
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will!

 

[azal]

Dream Theater - Pull me under

I always thought he sang "this world is spinning in sodomy"
instead of "this world is spinning inside of me"

 

[Baliset]

my misheard quote is in the Helloween song "Halloween"

I always believed the line was :

In the streets on Halloween there's something going on
No Way to escape the power of love!

but really the line is:

In the streets on Halloween there's something going on
No Way to escape the power unknown!

 

[minxnim]

Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets" (Make Correction) (Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I'm more enthused.
You know I really need some Afro-Sheen
Correct Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine

 

[mindspell]

I never knew what were the lyrics of Bennie and Jets... I always sung it with phonetics:
You know I read it in a magazine:
U no I we de EE he EE yoo noooooo!

 

[Demonspell]

Another good Maiden one:
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on a razor's edge
Bouncing on her legs.
Correct Lyrics:
Living on a razor's edge
Balancing on a ledge.

 

[exciar28]

my misheard lyric: X-Japan - Voiceless Screaming

(koreans are hardly able to distinguish between 'L' and 'R', 'b' and 'v' cos there's no alphabet sounds like it in korean)

misheard: boy said, "strip me"...
correct: voiceless screaming...