this week's theme is 'papercut week'

[minxnim]

it's tuesday and i have 3 already. my hands are like, mangled.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

UGH

WHY ARE THEY SO PAINFUL

(i know, it's because the skin of your fingers has more nerves per capita etc etc. it's a rhetorical question.)

 

[minxnim]

dude, i got one from a manila folder on the side of my pointer finger! so every time i try to run my fingers through my hair i am in stingy finger hell!

 

[avi]

that's what you get for pushing paper, l00zerz!

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by avi
that's what you get for pushing paper, l00zerz!

OW!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!

 

[goatschool]

i tend to get papercuts on my tongue, which is some shit, let me tell you...

 

[xfer]

I work in a damn library, so I am the paper cut KING.

 

[deadair]

i got you all beat...

i had a one inch sliver go under my fingernail, and out the side of my finger.

i almost grabbed my camera and took a picture before i pulled it out... but then i thought, "damn, this hurts"

as soon as i pulled it out i was bleading like a stuck pig (sorry for the metaphor preppy)... fun times for all








p.s. i saved the sliver.

 

[Stultus]

These people share your pain and anguish.

 

[xfer]

If I were a music critic, I would love to review that album, just so I can make witty comments like "Papercut is thin, painful, and if you talk about it all the time people will think you're a pussy!" I honestly think many critics shape their reviews based on the smarmiest thing they can pun off the title..."Punch Drunk Love is down for the count!" etc.

 

[deadair]

i try NOT to do that... actually i try and use the least amount of puns possible

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by xfer
I honestly think many critics shape their reviews based on the smarmiest thing they can pun off the title..."Punch Drunk Love is down for the count!" etc.

"_Bath_ leaves me all wet!"

 

[minxnim]

okay so i got another cut today from a RECORD SLEEVE. i'm dangerous.

 

[avi]

when I worked in a newsroom, there were ALWAYS discussions about who could come up with the punniest headline

 

[xfer]

i am totally going to write an indieworkshop Khanate review and make it all "Khanate? CAN'T-ate! hahaha!!"

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
i am totally going to write an indieworkshop Khanate review and make it all "Khanate? CAN'T-ate! hahaha!!"

that should be the whole review... that over and over... and you laughing at yourself. journalist gold.