Timo Tolkki's Biography Available for Free Download

[AngraRULES]

I just found out that Timo Tolkki's Loneliness of a Thousand Years has just been made available for free download as an ebook here:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/86117086/Loneliness-of-a-1000-Years#fullscreen

So, if anyone's interested, enjoy.

 

[Harvester]

It's like trying to read Abdul Alhazred.

 

[AngraRULES]

That bad huh?

 

[TychoCelchu]

I looked at a few pages. Oof.

 

[Stingray11214]

Tolkki must be kidding, right? Tolkki really needs therapy, because that book is one long and ridiculous sob story....and I only resd 5 pages!

 

[AMBR]

It's like trying to read Abdul Alhazred.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, too true.

Seriously, is there anything we don't already know that we want to know? Frankly, I already know more than I need to.

 

[1000 Faces]

The localization does not seem to be particularly graceful.

 

[Megawozniak]

Not everything was rosy. I remember that my grandmother

had cancer and both her legs were amputated. I still remember my father carrying her upstairs on Christmas evening and placing heron a couch. She said that in a way it is great to have cancer because at least now she got the attention she never had while still being healthy. I remember wondering if it’s possible to “make” the cancer within yourself. Now I think that that is in my opinion the basic mechanism for cancer.

 

[adaher]

I did a really quick browse, looked at a few random pages. Is this about anything other than his depression?

 

[farren]

You can tell Timo really wrote this for himself...

And he should have kept it to himself.

 

[labrekk]

I did a really quick browse, looked at a few random pages. Is this about anything other than his depression?

From what I read (several pages), no...

 

[farren]

On second thought, this shit is beautiful.

I remember Yngvar giving me his jacket and asking me: “Can I trust you”? I said yes and took the jacket. He returned after 10 minutes or so and took the jacket and thanked me and said that there was a gun in there because he “had to protect me”. The same thing continued in several clubs and Yngvar started to get really drunk. We took a taxi and he and Markus were in the backseat and I was sitting on the front seat. Suddenly I had a feeling that Yngvar was reading my thoughts. I don’t know why I had that feeling, but I had it nevertheless. I clearly remember this, and this is one of the first paranormal things that ever has happened to me. I held a thought in my mind: ”If you are reading my thoughts, knock me in the back two times”. In a few seconds, I felt him knocking my back two times. This man was really reading my thoughts.

Edit: Who wants to hear William Shatner read this aloud Levi Johnston-style?

 

[Arabianhazard]

I'm going to read the shit out of this.

 

[ashaman7122]

Yep...read about 25% of it...skipping around a bit. If you were to hire a movie studio editor, they could probably turn it into a fucking Bruce Willis movie.

As it stands, however, well...like most manuscripts...it's just a pile of shit.

Fuck you, Timo...for taking away 30 minutes of my life that I will never get back. If you ever wonder if your fans truly care about you...well...sorry, but here's one that just doesn't give a fuck if you live or die...although I'm sure you'll bitch about it every excruciating step of the way...sheesh...

 

[J-Man]

Sounds like a journal his therapist asked him to keep of his daily feelings, and what he is going thru so that he(the therapist) has a better understanding of the situation. This is just a rambling journal.