To: A future beaten wife...

[derek]

I got my card! It really made my day. Thank You.

 

[Captain Beard]

In case you missed it, I got mine too. Thank you.

 

[Karmic]

I don't recall sending you a card.

<3

 

[derek]

You're my house-husband.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I got my card! It really made my day. Thank You.

You're most welcome. I'm surprised that the card made it over there so quickly. Next time I will include a lock of hair. From which part of the body, you'll have to guess.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

In case you missed it, I got mine too. Thank you.

I got your card today. It is proudly hanging on my wall.

 

[Captain Beard]

Awesome. That one was my best work yet.

 

[derek]

You're most welcome. I'm surprised that the card made it over there so quickly. Next time I will include a lock of hair. From which part of the body, you'll have to guess.

I could probably guess.

For reference, though, I like back-hair the best.

 

[Reminiscence]

Or ASS-hair!!

Delectable, delectable stuff.

 

[derek]

No wife of mine will have such hair growth!!!

Hair elsewhere is fine, but not there, for it is sacred for the love making.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I didnt get a card from anyone

 

[Anvil]

Karen's card still hasn't made it to my doorstep