To Hell Mike Father Bike and Johanna

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN OF PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE MALEVOLENCE!

Congratulations, you seem like you don't hate kids, which is rare for people into metal who have children it seems.
 
Thank you all kind sirs, all is well, there's ten fingers and ten toes, mother and daughter are both fine.

Pictures coming in a few days, I'm just home to sleep for a bit and the camera is at the hospital.
8.20 PM on sunday the 14th of December me and Johanna got a beautiful baby girl (to be named Dis Markström, possibly with some second name as well. Open to suggestions!) who weighed in at 4475 grams (9.86 lbs) and was 52 cm (20.47 in).

After a fuckbunch of hours in labour (Water broke early morning on Saturday) they decided we needed an ultrasound checkup to see that everything was OK, which was when they realized our big girl was lying with her ass down, which isn't good to start with, worse if it's your first child and worse still if it's as big as ours, so they did a C-section which was scheduled to 7.30 pm. Took a while to hit the right spot with the drugz but after that it went fast as fuck, I was there with her/them the whole time and the very second she came out our daughter showed of her heavy metal vocalist genes which was when we both started crying and life felt better than ever before. My chix are still at the hospital but they don't let the fathers stay over (Spent last night at my brother's for those who are interested) so I figured I'll go home to get a good night's sleep and look after (big sis) Lillkisse.

edit: Also a big thank you to my dear friend mr. Grahn who was the very first to congratulate us save our parents who were the only people to get an actual phonecall after it was all done. And who made our daughter's first favourite song!
 
Dis Måneskugge, to go with your current theme? :p

Mange gratulasjoner og gode tanker fra denne små-misunnelige mannen fra Oslo! Vanligvis gir jeg fulstending faen når slike ting skjer med dere internett-mennesker, men dette var da faen så hyggelig på så mange nivåer! Alt vel til dere, gode mennesker.
 
Wow, congratulations Mike! You really have grown a lot from the guy who was jumping out windows / passing out all over northern Sweden a few years ago!

Almost 10 pounds!? same as my sister weighed when she was born. I on the other hand came in at just about 1/3rd of that! :lol:
 
Congratulations, guys! This is awesome! So awesome!!!!! Wish you both to be strong and wise and your girl to bring you only happiness! :kickass:
 
Congratulmalations Sorath!

Though I have to say if I got some bint pregnant I'd probably jump off a bridge or give her the ole coathanger treatment... :v)
 
That is excellent news!! Congrats! Glad to hear that they are both healthy!

Didn't Dorian predict a Tuesday birth? Oh, so close. :headbang:

I started to predict Sunday then changed it to 10 days past due. I fail.
Anyway, yay for Mike and Johanna. It's funny to have someone in the same situation as me...except I have the Anders-Beast to contend with. Good luck, Mike...I'm already back at work LOL