Today has Sucked Because...

[lizard]

the mormon dude has screwed up the hard drive clonemaster and plus he's trying to hand out literature at work

the red faced laughing woman ate two giant slabs of cake at lunch and is experiencing mirth meltdown. she even started laughing when she heard it was raining

the dumb people here are experiencing some sort of interference by the closeness of Mars. they are asking dumber questions than usual. one woman got a floppy disk stuck in her zip drive.

on the plus side, I got the new Indigenous CD yesterday and it R O C K S.

 

[xfer]

the red-faced woman is a beloved character on this board.

 

[lizard]

right now she's out in the aisle laughing at her supervisor's non-funny parenting stories.

 

[lizard]

XFER: the red faced laughing woman's sister just came into the office to complete her paperwork for a mental discharge.

she: asked MaryJane when she's due (MaryJane is not pregnant)

she: said to Casey, our web guy, "if you think I'm hyper now, you should see me after sex!"

 

[xfer]

she probably fucks pretty heartily!

 

[lizard]

I think so. after people get tired of bukake (sp) the next innovation in porn may be psycho/tard porn.

 

[avi]

so not okay

 

[lizard]

i agree. but who could have predicted making someone eat bowls of vomit, or turds off the floor? when that is no longer enough, what's the next plateau? we've already got xfer's french menage(erie) a doggie...

 

[chupe666]

those were actually great scenario descriptions lizard.

KUDOS.

 

[lizard]

merci beaucoups, but I can claim no credit, as the crazy woman's activities are every bit as vivid as any oscar performance.

I exist solely to chronicle the strange, the wierd, the lewd: your tax dollars at work.