today is my last day of work

[minxnim]

and i'm drunk. and everyone is in a meeting except me. and i just broke/jammed the only printer that works.

:Spin:

 

[avi]

happy purim!

 

[Josh Seipp]

DRUNKST!!

congratulations woooweeeeeeeeeeee

 

[chupe666]

 

[Profanity]

I've never done a day of work in my entire life.

 

[minxnim]

why, do you have down syndrome and they just let you play board games all day?

 

[goatschool]

bye bye, job turned bad

 

[minxnim]

sayin

 

[goatschool]

minx, you start on monday, right?

 

[minxnim]

No i start on the 1st

 

[FuSoYa]

is that a joke

 

[minxnim]

maybe they'll be like APRIL FOOLS YOU'RE NOT HIRED

 

[FalseTodd]

"...and we're not a real company! and your life has been an elaborate fabrication!"

and that's when the lights go out

 

[minxnim]

i wish

 

[azal]

Is stabbing someone with a dirty needle a funny april fools gag?

 

[minxnim]

totally

 

[minxnim]

in other news, i hate this fuckin cockblock

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[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

I'm going to shoot myself in the kneecap for april fools day.