today is official pussy shaving day

[Baliset]

 

[FalseTodd]

O

 

[FalseTodd]

M

 

[FalseTodd]

G

 

[InnerGreg]

we've been beaten by...

A Connie Chung Christmas?

 

[FalseTodd]

Hey InnerGreg...um....what are you doing this weekend? Cause I was just....uh....erm....wondering if....y'know....you might want to ....eh go somewhere with me?

 

[avi]

OMG sam wants *HIS* pussy shaven!

 

[Static]

ARGGHHH!! Leave them alone!!!



Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

 

[Baliset]

static if you are talking about the cats, my cat needed the shave because his hair had gotten so matted that it was like he had a piece of armor on his back, just ask anyone who has seen him in the last few months. Granted I take full responsibility for it as it was because of my own poor ability at grooming him but still he is much happier now not having to feel uncomfortable in the summer heat with a mound of hardened fur.

 

[Baliset]

two more things:

1. attn: petco, as much as i love your prices on food, i did not appreciate you having me make appointments for shaving pumpkin three to four weeks in advance and telling me that it would cost me upwards of $80 as I found a place in Cranston that was able to make an appointment for me whenever I wanted and also charged me $40 for the shaving procedure. So fuck you.

2. Who knew my inner self was feminine and also looked like Alyson Hannigan.

 

[xfer]

pumpkin was seriously getting kind of turtle-like.

 

[avi]

petco sucks. fuck those people.

 

[ffanatic]

That's a creepy pussy. All veiny and stuff.

 

[exciar28]

oh... i misunderstood the title.