Today

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

is my brother's 19th birthday

 

[Will Bozarth]

cool

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

a week ago he called from the hospital on the millitary base Benning in Georgia
he's getting to come home on med leave from a hand injury, the "official" reason he's getting med leave is because his "hand is injured to such an extent that he is no longer capable of using hand-held weapons properly"

but the doctors said his hand should return to normal in a few weeks

 

[Lunar Still]

"hand is injured to such an extent that he is no longer capable of using hand-held weapons properly"

What weapons don't require the use of hands?

 

[Captain Beard]

The kind you use with your feet.

 

[Will Bozarth]

What weapons don't require the use of hands?

blowgun

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, handling it with stumps would be difficult, but in theory, yes.

 

[Will Bozarth]

could position it with your mouth. put it on a some kind of tripod

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

my brother has freakishly long toes, like fingers on his feet
could prolly use weapons with feet if he really wanted to

 

[Will Bozarth]

anyone could, really. just needs some kind of practice

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

anyone could, really. just needs some kind of practice

interesting...

 

[Mike]

who fucking cares?

 

[Lunar Still]

OHMAHGAWD MIKE YOU HAVE SO MANY OF THOSE CARS YOU MUST BE RICH LAWLZ

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm blocking that image Mike, thanks.

 

[El Stormo]

What weapons don't require the use of hands?

The Spitwad.

 

[Lunar Still]

Touche.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The cockslap.

 

[azal]

aka smurfing

 

[El Stormo]

Ah, but for the cockslap... how do you unzip your pants?

 

[Mike]

I'm blocking that image Mike, thanks.

your welcome