Tom Cruise: The New Christ? or just a fuckin banana?

[Jurched]

So everyone's bitching about Tom "The Christ" Cruise acting like Josef Goebbels and militarising Scientology. I watched the video. Doesn't strike me as anything more chilling or weird than your everyday Dianetics bullshit:

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So he looks like the antichrist in those "left behind" books. So what? Here's that insider video:



Extra majour fucking boring's what I call it. Daaaammmmn! How can anyone blab so long without making any sense whatsoever?

I tell you h-h-hwat. He's got a future in American politics, if he doesn't try out for "Saviour of the World" first.

Jurched

 

[johnnieCzech]

He's not even that good for Parker and Stone to make fun out of his lunatic ass again.

 

[Evil Dead]

what a jackass. See the Jerry Occonell spoof?

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Not fair. I wanted to be the new messiah! I´ll settle for the the devils avatar.

 

[S.U.A.D.]

Why does this guy make me want to punch him in the face?

 

[whitey131]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/254a671fb6

 

[Blind Guardian]

Tom Cruise is the only thing standing between the human race and eternal damnation. He is Christ reincarnated.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Tom Cruise is a generic Antichrist wannabe.

 

[whitey131]

I was just thinking, if I ever saw an accident on the side of te road I wouldn't even know how to get a scientologist involved, you know because they're the only ones who can help.

People should get portable xenu lights to shine at the sky.

Do white Aliens even name their kids Xenu?

 

[schenkadere]

what a jackass. See the Jerry Occonell spoof?

The spoof is hysterical...very ballsy.

 

[SueNC]

we dont need a new Christ. the old one is fine.

as for Tom Cruise, he's flipped so far over the edge that he's standing back upright again.

 

[schenkadere]

we dont need a new Christ. the old one is fine.

as for Tom Cruise, he's flipped so far over the edge that he's standing back upright again.

When is all this lunacy finally going to be his career suicide? He doesn't look right in the head.

 

[whitey131]

It won't end his career. Even if his acting rolls slow down he still has a production company.

 

[Jurched]

The fact that he's gone bananas is anything if not helpful to a hollywood career! I mean, pretending to be Xenu's immortal lesbian lover never hurt Shirley MacLaine's career, did it?

Tom Cruise has a shitload of capital that he hasn't completely burnt up yet. If he remains a good actor to work with, then his notoriety as the reincarnated boddhisatva of L. Ron Huckabee, I mean, Hubbard, will help sell tickets.

But if he acts like a total prick on the sound stage, pressing everyone to surrender their nasal spray for the good of the children's thetans, then producers all over hollywood will force him to do Sci-fi promos out of Dubai!

Jurched