tom from myspace has 2252018 friends

[Baliset]

and yet i think he is kind of a geek

 

[xfer]

finally we know the exact number of internet users who are cowed by people in authority and don't want to offend them.

 

[Baliset]

one of them actually left a message and was like "Tom, love the site, can you leave me a comment at some point?" its like a myspace autograph or something.

 

[mousewings]

Myspace is overrated. LJ is overrated and trendy too. but I still have one.

 

[The Dope]

I have 5 myspace friends. And one of them is Tom. And two of them are Nils and Gekkotron.

 

[0sm0se]

I am cooler than Ben. By like 40 friends.

 

[The Dope]

Yeah, except for the fact that the more friends you have on myspace, the closer your coolness factor is to Tom and the further away it is from everybody who doesn't use myspace, all of whom are cooler than you or I, simply for not joining.

 

[deadair]

the dope's new avatar is freaking me out.

 

[azal]

I deleted tom.

fuck him.

 

[The Dope]

deadair: because I look like a funeral home director?

azal: did he send you a message asking you why you didn't want to be his friend?

 

[deadair]

wow... that IS it. well, kinda funeral director/soap star. it's freaking me out.

 

[lizard]

I deleted Tom also. FUCK tom. The gall of automatically making yourself everyone's friend bespeaks of a deep seated inferiority and need for social acceptance at any cost.

and I only have 14 friends and I don't really know who at least one of them is because I can't keep up with all the aliases, nicknames, handles, etc.

 

[Baliset]

the_dope you can add me as a friend if you'd like: balisetn@baliset.net

also i am much cooler than even osmose as i have 93 friends.

 

[avi]

it's the teeth

 

[Baliset]

also everyone leaves comments for Tom that are like "'m not going to complain tom." as if they don't want to anger the great god tom of the myspace realm.

F'N COWARDS!

 

[TomfromMS]

You guys are jealous of my success with the ladies. Did you see the pics from the MS Hawaiian party? Dozens of babes, and all hot for me.

 

[The Dope]

the_dope you can add me as a friend if you'd like: balisetn@baliset.net

also i am much cooler than even osmose as i have 93 friends.

done

 

[azal]

azal: did he send you a message asking you why you didn't want to be his friend?

no, he only does that when hot chicks delete him.
I am not a hot chick, as you know.

 

[mindspell]

Well, you are kinda hot, and could easily be confused for a girl.

 

[The Dope]

Oh, I thought maybe he'd made an auto-sending generic message for any time somebody deleted him.