Which is your brand of choice? The go to is Sensodyne which is almost as expensive as filling up my G-ride. 4 pack runs about 25 bucks. A couple Costco runs byke I miserly purchased Tom's in it's stead. First impressions, this is a paste that the fifth dentist would most like recommend. One way trip to a Manchesterian smile if this is your go to paste. You would be lying through your tooth if you think otherwise.
This toothpaste may be ideal for Brits and/or Highlanders who brush every other season, but it doesn't work for men with dazzling go-get em smiles that go with donning retainers on a nightly. You need to use what Michael Douglas reaches for after a "session." I want the freshness of a BM organ intro, with the lather of Barbasol put to horse hair, with the subtle scent of a West Virginian meadow. Ideally, no harsh tang, fully cleansing, with traces of mint/other pleasant subtleties to instill that fresh out of the fields crispness that tenderly acknowledges a day under a government issued face diaper.
Fuck Colgate, Crest, AIM, and all those other two bit pasta de sangres. They are useless in the battle against the condition known as "Turk Tooth".
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This toothpaste may be ideal for Brits and/or Highlanders who brush every other season, but it doesn't work for men with dazzling go-get em smiles that go with donning retainers on a nightly. You need to use what Michael Douglas reaches for after a "session." I want the freshness of a BM organ intro, with the lather of Barbasol put to horse hair, with the subtle scent of a West Virginian meadow. Ideally, no harsh tang, fully cleansing, with traces of mint/other pleasant subtleties to instill that fresh out of the fields crispness that tenderly acknowledges a day under a government issued face diaper.
Fuck Colgate, Crest, AIM, and all those other two bit pasta de sangres. They are useless in the battle against the condition known as "Turk Tooth".
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