sadness overwhelms me when i watch tv. it's always the same. we can all quote commercials. i watch tv because i get bored. i dont like being bored. tv wastes my time--- ick.
i dont like that. i have to be around ralph lauren all day, and then when i get home it follows me through the tv.
"hey, why the fuck did you spend $50 on a t-shirt."
and they simply reply (with the same look in their eyes)
"because old navy has the cutest clothes."
"ok. but they fall apart 1 month later."
"i know, but look how good i look."
i think i want to throw up all over your shirt. how about that?