Torchwood (n):
Unnecessary spinoff from the far superior new Doctor Who series, which promised much, delivered little, disappointed many and brought a new meaning to the word vomit.
Think of it as CSI Cardiff with a dash of X-Files, full of gratuitous sex, violence and swearing to make up for the lack of story or characterisation. I watched nine of the thirteen episodes they've made so far and almost liked three of them. The less said about the other six, the better.
It's on Channel 10 because ABC passed on it. It really belongs on SBS very late at night, but I don't they could be bothered either. Watch Life On Mars instead and thank me later.
W