Trader Joe's orange chicken.

[Kvlt Wench]

Perhaps the tastiest food ever to grace this planet?

Discuss.

 

[Dead Winter]

Never tried it. Is it up there with Cracker Barrel's chicken fried chicken?

 

[Captain Beard]

I've not had the pleasure of eating there. Is it truly as magical as you claim?

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Malergion]

My sister goes to Trader Joe's. I've never been there. Now I am intrigued.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I've eaten an entire package by myself (3.5 servings and I'm 125 lbs) many a time.

 

[Captain Beard]

I must have some then.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm eating some right now and you should all be very, very jealous.

 

[Malergion]

Not to hijack your thread, Isabel, but my mom gets these frozen Angus burgers that are mighty tasty. I was skeptical.

 

[Chromatose]

Not to hijack your thread, Isabel, but my mom gets these frozen Angus burgers that are mighty tasty. I was skeptical.

Tell me more.

 

[Captain Beard]

I just want whatever it is fucking up my balance to go away and I'll be quite fine without the chicken. I'm sure it's good though.

Tell me more too.

 

[Captain Beard]

The heathen says he doesn't recall the burger brand. BOO!

 

[Malergion]

Not to worry. I shall find out tonight and post it on the morrow.

 

[Captain Beard]

Good. I was about to hang myself. With BACON.

 

[Malergion]

You idiot...
Use the cheap, longer Slim Jim knockoffs.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, I decided to make food porn with it instead. I never knew you could actually get a woman to do "Push button, receive bacon", in real life. Next up, pouring skittles into a vagina!

 

[Malergion]

I suppose Skittles are better than centipedes.

 

[Captain Beard]

I hated that spoof ad. I do have both of those pictures, if you want to see. *rubs hands together* MUAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*

 

[DestructoSpin]

Trader Joes frozen stuff is the balls. I eat that orange chicken stuff all the time...and the frozen pizzas are awesome too.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not hearing a no... (to those pictures.)