Turn your corpse into Vinyl

i work for a few funeral companies here, im definitely gonna bring this idea up next time i meet with my boss. it sounds interesting and im sure i know a few people who would want their remains pressed to vinyl in my line of work
 
THIS would make for the ultimate trve kvlt Black Metal release: Strongly limited to 1 to 5 copies (depending on the number of band members).

Somebody call Kvarforth, he might be interested.
 
haha reminded me of when the guy who invented frisbee golf died, he had his ashes put into alot of limited edition frisbees, if it was your lifes work why the hell not?