UM t-shirts

In the words of Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the makers of the Neverending Story.

I cant believe it, theres NO scantily clad woman, NO barbarian like guys with big swords, NO dragons, NO battlefield, NO rainbows, NO wizard, NO demons, nor a mention of Satan or the number of the beast............ Ultimatemetal? My ass ;) :) :D ;) ;)
 
I would love to buy a UM shirt however I hate not being able to see if the shirt is gonna be baggy on me...I prefer to where the girly style shirts or small well fitted shirts!
If there were these type available I would buy one straight away!