(Un)Happy Ides of March!

[derek]

I meant to post this yesterday but forgot.

Remember the Ides of March!

 

[Will Bozarth]

*stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab*

*post edited to match max's*

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

*gets stabbed some 43 times*

 

[neal]

i remember the iron maiden song. as for what its really about i havent a clue or a care!

 

[Will Bozarth]

it's when Caesar got his shit stabbed

 

[neal]

sucks to be him.

 

[Liverslapper]

it's when Caesar got his shit stabbed

yeah he took a dump on some steps, they stabbed his shit. then they stabbed him.

 

[Will Bozarth]

exactly

 

[derek]

He was supposed to be stabbed 23 times.

Oooooh numerology.

ET TU BRUTE!?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

they also say that in his dying movement, he made sure that his toga was down so that when he died his cock wouldn't be hanging out.

so I've heard anyway.

 

[derek]

I believe it was something more to do with covering his face so that no-one could revel in his pain.

Given his track record, I'm not sure he would be totally against having his cock hanging out - the loose toga wearing Queen that he was!

 

[Lunar Still]

If my former friend was stabbing me to death, I'd totally try to pull up my toga and fight him off with my penis.

Of course, why I would be wearing a toga would be a matter unto inself.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

some would argue that death is better than penile servitude, but not Caesar!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I totally think the toga should make a come back.

 

[derek]

Brutus still was his friend, which makes the whole thing quite tragic.