i stole some vapor rub to grease you up with, my filthy festering snot monster! MMMM mentholated maggotry.
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
Good GOD, an imposter...that's horrible. A crime against the emotion of love itself. We need to track this bastard down and beat him to death with splintery 2x4s covered in salt and lemon juice.
Worthless
Failure Is An Option
2X4s? Womanly dude.
A situation that involves a wretched imposter calls for brutality. First, you break into his house at night and secure the imposter and his family. You do this with rope and electrical tape. Secondly, you alternate between strangulation with a standard network cord and fatal beatings with a steel chain on the imposters family until they are all dead. Of course, this is done as the imposter watches helplessly. Lastly, you proceed to cut the imposter's left leg off with a rusty hack saw and try to beat him to death with it before he bleeds to death.
A situation that involves a wretched imposter calls for brutality. First, you break into his house at night and secure the imposter and his family. You do this with rope and electrical tape. Secondly, you alternate between strangulation with a standard network cord and fatal beatings with a steel chain on the imposters family until they are all dead. Of course, this is done as the imposter watches helplessly. Lastly, you proceed to cut the imposter's left leg off with a rusty hack saw and try to beat him to death with it before he bleeds to death.
Captain Beard
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no it was really me .......I wanna fuck go-go ferrari in my japanamation dumpster...
juney.....sorry ...your genitals were pleasing, but you are dismissed..
juney.....sorry ...your genitals were pleasing, but you are dismissed..
dumpter lover said:
FUCK OFF!!!!
Dumpy would never leave my filthy love. Oh Dumpy, where are you?
You my friend, need to find your own dumpster love and quit messing with mine. Dumpy, wherever you are, don't be grouchy because you have the dumpster flu, you'll feel better soon my darling.
I'm sorry Juney but go-go ferrari has stolen my heart of filth and degradation, my cradle if you will, of love devotion, and deadly disco balls......HOT BEYOTCH....leave your shoes at the door you useless dumpster whore...
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