VIDEO proof that my kitty Arrow is a little bitch

[xfer]

http://www.waxwingslain.com/arrow.avi

Notice how loving and kindly I am, yet still she LASHES OUT! She's not mean and cranky because she's poorly treated, but rather because, frankly, she sucks.

And for those who say "maybe she was just in a bad mood", this is one of the best moods I've ever seen her in. Often you can't touch her at all.

 

[Baliset]

i don't think the point is whether or not she is being treated badly NOW. the point is that you guys treated her badly 8-9 years ago and she still remembers and that is why she is mean to you.

 

[xfer]

Greg, the last time we talked about this, you said, "You're terrible to that cat." You're is generally a contraction for You are, the present tense, not You were.

Anyway, she is too dumb to remember about the time we snipped off her muttonchops with scissors, or the time when Toby dyed her white patches blue.

 

[Baliset]

dude cats NEVER forget. i mean every time pumpkin even sees my nephews and nieces he runs and hides and they weren't half as terrible to him as you guys WERE to arrow. she may be dumb but she doesn't forget.

 

[xfer]

pshaw, cats forget. it's ELEPHANTS that never forget, so--

oh. hm. maybe Arrow DOES remember.

 

[lizard]

Arrow rocks!

 

[xfer]

God, I just watched that with sound, and you can totally hear her whining the whole time.

 

[lizard]

alex mistreats females and makes them whine!

 

[goatschool]

this is old and tired and boring at this point—i can't tell a story to save my life—but

the night i met alex and toby and mia (and greg, josh, and sam) was spent searching for a hidden train tunnel in providence, circa 10:00 pm.

the adventure neared a conclusion at the intersection of two dirt paths in the middle of the forest (or something close to a forest).

suddenly, xfer does an about-face (he was on point, a little farther ahead) and announces that there is a sinister black lexus parked a small ways from the intersection. up on the right.

everyone is slightly shaken at the mention of such a thing.

after some discussion, we opt to take a left, and shortly after begin to get eaten by insects. we return, still talking about what the tall man saw.

there were many, many reasons, in my head, for us to keep moving.

i think toby sort of agreed.

alex did too, while turning on the flashlight and walking up to the car and shining the flashlight in it. a few times, walking back a few steps and then going forward.

and an hour later, commentary by greg.

 

[xfer]

i am fearful in practise, but ultimately bold.

 

[goatschool]

 

[goatschool]

i like that guy's shirt